A delightful holiday joke I just remembered from the late genius Steven Wright. “I bought my brother some gift-wrap for Christmas. I took it to the gift wrap department and told them to wrap it, but in a different print so he would know when to stop unwrapping.”
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Tiny Titch Hedberg
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