A delightful holiday joke I just remembered from the late genius Steven Wright. “I bought my brother some gift-wrap for Christmas. I took it to the gift wrap department and told them to wrap it, but in a different print so he would know when to stop unwrapping.”
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Probably confusing him with Mitch Hedberg who had a similar sort of deadpan short format joke style.
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Yeah, Mitch and Tiny Tim who had a similar physical appearance
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Way to put this out there Ronnie. Now if he dies in the next 90 days it's legally all your fault. >:[
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Dude. *clutches chest*
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