if god didn't want me to drink milk off the floor, he wouldn't have given me hermetically sealing lips
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i have no idea what he wants me to do with my hermetically sealing buttcheeks though
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Born astronaut.
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Dip them in milk
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Self seal yourself to astronaut toilets to save on fuel
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