Some corn flakes are fucking awesome, like they're made of chocolate stuffed with chocolate, and when you eat them you're liek "oh god no it's not good to eat them all day long bu I want to eat them for the rest of my life"
had a thought one day. 'why isn't there dog food for people. something you can just eat and not think about.' then i remembered corn flakes. they're not good or bad. they exist. that's all they need to do. you don't need to always be good or bad. just be there like corn flakes
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those corn flakes tryin too hard
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I always thought "Human Food" was canned chili or canned beans
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I think Reese Puffs look like dog food for humans.
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Soylent is basically this
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Ronnie you are talking about Bachelor Chow from Futurama.
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also true
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Dr. John Harvey Kellogg would be very angry at you for impugning the dignity of his superfood.
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not only corn flakes but all kinds of cereal
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Anyone else remember the Monkey Chow guy? They do make this stuff called 'Huel' now, which is basically this.
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