I don't think Thor agrees with you. This request should probably go out to all gods that aren't Thor. Stay out of it, Thor.
Dear God or God-like entity, Rain is pretty good. I think everyone agrees. ELECTRICAL DEATH EXPLOSIONS FROM THE SKY ARE *NOT* OKAY. Sincerely, Dude Who People Think Is Crazy For Being Afraid Of Massive Lasers Hitting His Yard And House
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Planning your funeral during a thunderstorm is like planning what you're gonna spend your millions on when you buy a lottery ticket.
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I'm more worried about the entire damn laser itself crashing on my house. Mainly because the Russians actually launched a space-laser-death-ray and in classic Russian fashion the whole shebang just came roaring in for the ramming attack. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polyus_(spacecraft) …
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@Kojima_Hideo Fix thisThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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But thats the metalest part.
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Hook up a lightning rod to a generator and get free electricity for life.
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wrong It's fucking RAD I love that the sky can just tell people to fuck off like that
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