Ronn Blitzer

@RonnBlitzer

Senior Editor, ; legal analyst, Law&Crime Network; writer; attorney; comic

New York, NY
Joined December 2009

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  1. Sep 6

    These spelling errors in Sheldon Whitehouse's big, fancy placard are really fighting Cory Booker's grandstanding for the most ridiculous part of the day.

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  2. Sep 5

    Roy Moore is suing Sacha Baron Cohen over a "Who is America?" segment. Cohen, in character, acts confused as a fake pedophile detector beeps, while repeatedly saying, "I'm not accusing you of being a sex offender." Moore claims it hurt his reputation. Yeah, THAT's what did it.

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  3. Sep 4

    We've had motions to halt and delay Kavanaugh's confirmation hearing, and several screaming protesters in the audience. We haven't even started. Hold on folks, it'll be a bumpy ride.

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  4. Sep 3

    Just making sure I'm following you, . A description of FISA practices = arguing that schools can be segregated?

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  5. Aug 29

    At the US Open and wife asked me why tennis is scored the way it is. I’ve played for decades and I don’t know the answer. Looked it up, and NO ONE KNOWS. And no one f’ing talks about it.

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  6. Aug 25

    RIP John McCain. There weren’t too many people left on either side who I liked. He was one of them.

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  7. Aug 21

    Michael Cohen today:

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  8. Aug 21

    At the beginning of the hearing, Michael Cohen acknowledged to the court that yesterday he had a glass of Glenlivet that he drank on the rocks. I’d say that’s arguably the greatest crime of all.

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  9. Aug 20

    And the award for most 2018 thing ever goes to:

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  10. Retweeted
    Aug 16

    MoviePass's real subscription is paying $10 a month for a CEO to send you increasingly panicked weekly emails about bizarre changes to a theoretical theater-going service. Worth every penny.

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  11. Aug 15
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  12. Aug 14

    I can’t help but wonder how Sanders felt saying that.

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  13. Aug 10

    Yes, there is an unwritten rule regarding how DOJ investigations are handled in the time right before elections, but it doesn't say they can't exist.

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  14. Aug 8

    Check us out if you want smart coverage of trials and other legal issues (or if you want to see me on your screens)

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  15. Aug 1
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  16. Jul 31

    Wow, , a best tv episode list that has The OC immediately ahead of Breaking Brad’s Ozymandias is Ann Coulter level trolling.

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  17. Jul 31

    Me watching the Mets right now.

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  18. Jul 26

    Democrats' shift towards democratic socialism is the second-worst rebrand next to IHOB.

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  19. Jul 16

    It would have been very difficult for Trump to answer some of the questions posed to him the way we'd like him to, with Putin standing right there. At the same time, not answering them at all would have been so, so much better than how he actually answered them.

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  20. Jul 12

    Glad to see prosecutors agreed with me and dropped the case.

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