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Ron Sexsmith
@RonSexsmith
Half man Half melody (Idiot savant without the savant part and former kid detective) (He/Him/)
ronsexsmith.comJoined March 2009

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Coming up soon I have about 50 solo shows starting in Port Dover then USA, Ireland, UK, Europe then home by end of May. So many mixed emotions about the tour. Feelings of excitement & stress for the shows. Dread for all the travelling in a world that seems a bit scary of late RS
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You can envy the night For having all of the stars You can pity the day when it's thru I'll not feel empty in spite Of what I don't have thus far For like the dawn I'll just have to make dew RS
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There's still covid on the street An old mask or two People shuffling their feet Not believing it's true There's an old warning sign saying wash your hands And tape on floor telling you where to stand Keep on washing in the clean world! Keep on washing in the clean world! RS
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He was an ignorant blowhard With a brain like excrement Yet he fooled the people into making him President He was a twice impeached conman J for jerk off is his middle name And only in America Could such a humourless thin-skinned Vindictive A-hole Run for President again RS
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Kevin McCarthy just kicked Schiff & Swalwell off their committees out of spite Trumps locked the Bidens out of the WH out of spite Kushner refused to help blue states with Covid out of spite Melania refused to host Jill out of spite Republicans are the PETTIEST motherfuckers
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ST CATHARINES 1972: TEACHER: Ok, class.. Autumn into Winter... Winter into Spring and Spring into... Ronnie? ME: Spring into action? RS
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Thanks Valerie! Hopefully I can get to at least one of those requests! RS
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Been waiting years for @RonSexsmith #NYC show. Got my tix @CityWineryNYC Fri nite 2/17. He's dropping new album—requesting: Dandelion Wine, Reason to Believe (cvr), Glow in the Dark Stars. #livemusicNYC
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Thanks so much! RS
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This is such a lovely tune from @RonSexsmith I've been listening to it all day 🔂 If my life was a TV show, This would be the theme song ☺️ #Uplifting #DiamondWave #TheVivianLine youtube.com/playlist?list=
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YOU: I have this idea for a dystopian novel about the future called "Ahead" Should I write it? ME: Sure! Go write "Ahead" RS
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I don't know if anybody else does this... But I have to sort of psyche myself up in order to eat an apple. I have to look at it for awhile and plan my mode of attack. But anyway, as you were.... RS
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DONUT: Hey... have you ever tried talking to that apple fritter over there? CRULLER: No.. why do you ask? DONUT: Oh my God! He's soooooo boring CRULLER: Really? DONUT: Yea, whenever he speaks I just glaze over RS
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I'm hearing whispers of a couple shows in Spain at the end of my Ireland, UK & European dates I'll keep you posted... RS
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"Knick knack, paddy wack They say you'll hear your own bones crack When they bend you back to bible black Then you'll find your love Some folks have to die too hard Some folks have to cry too hard Take one last look at the prison yard Goodbye, Prison Grove" Warren Zevon RS
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LION: Hey man.. I owe you a huge debt of gratitude GIRAFFE: Aw, it was nothing... LION: No seriously... you really stuck your neck out for me and I'll never forget it RS
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