I converted our dining room table into a pool table and all it cost was my relationship with my roommates.
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yes, please do enlighten me. email me at smalldickenergy@getalife.com
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Hello @GretaThunberg
I have 33 cars.
My Bugatti has a w16 8.0L quad turbo.
My TWO Ferrari 812 competizione have 6.5L v12s.
This is just the start.
Please provide your email address so I can send a complete list of my car collection and their respective enormous emissions.
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I dunno man maybe go be the mayor of a city that doesn't have a massive statue telling people to migrate there
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#BREAKING: NYC Mayor Eric Adams warns New Yorkers: "Every service we provide is going to be impacted by the influx of migrants in our city. It's going to impact education. It's going to impact the dollars we use to clean our streets. It's going to impact our public safety."
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This is the plot of an episode of Arthur from 1997
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Until last week, nobody realised this abstract painting in Germany had been hanging upside down for 75 years.
How did that happen?!
Well, the answer has something to do with this 3 million year old pebble...
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Herb Schmertz had so much potential but he picked the 'kill Darth Vader in Return of the Jedi and turn bad' route.
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EXTREMELY pleased that @RollieWilliams is now *almost* as obsessed with Herb Schmertz as I am. Check out the latest @ClimateTown ! youtu.be/jkhGJUTW3ag
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I started this video thinking it would be ~7 minutes but it turned into the longest episode we’ve ever done and I’m sorry forever.
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New video just dropped - journalists have a hard enough time without being sabotaged by their own companies.
(featuring @theclimatevote!)
youtube.com/watch?v=jkhGJU
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Can we add “and gas and oil pipelines frequently explode” to that fun little “the wind doesn’t always blow and the sun doesn’t always shine” thing?
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Two days ago the NYT posted an investigation into politicians trading stocks
They found that 81 Democrats & 101 Republicans filed up to 3,700 trades and $100M in possible volume
Many had 100% winners, with some perfectly timed
Here’s examples of just how good they were
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The dude is doing an open mic tonight and just wanted to pitch us a new bit.
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My favourite part of The Godfather is when the guy wakes up and screams because the Mafia has stolen the bottom half of the horse he keeps in his bed.
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“Frankly, I’m not even convinced that air pollution knows what state lines are.” -. 😂
If you need a laugh, even if you’re not sure, drop everything and watch the latest from : The Supreme Court Declares War On The Environment
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It was WILD how few superintendents knew they could get FREE electric buses from the EPA
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@RollieWilliams from @ClimateTown doing a live stream right now with 1500+ people, live calling school superintendents to let them know about the EPA's Clean School Bus program with $500M in rebates is 
youtube.com/watch?v=KcaR7f
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from doing a live stream right now with 1500+ people, live calling school superintendents to let them know about the EPA's Clean School Bus program with $500M in rebates is 🤯 youtube.com/watch?v=KcaR7f
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The whole thing is amazing and is amazing but I have to just skip to my favorite part:
"Mayors have a wild amount of power when it comes to cutting emissions. For starters, people own the streets."
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I come from a long line of businessmen
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City: We unanimously declare a climate emergency! We must make change no matter what the cost!!
Community: Can we put in a protected bike lane?
City: No, we’ll lose parking spots.
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Incredible stuff from team Spain this week.
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What a way to win the #WorldCupofPool!
David Alcaide with yet another clutch shot in a nineball major 
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I dunno if I told you yet but I’m baffled and thrilled to announce I’ll be commentating for the World Cup of Pool 2022 June 14-19 in England. Tune into for times and how to watch. Get ready for a lot of “OHHH AND THAT’S A BAD MISS”
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Gas prices cost more than your rent? Check out the new video about who ACTUALLY controls gas prices.
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There should be a better term for the term ‘for lack of a better term’
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If we want to raise the money to buy twitter back and put it in the hands of the people, we’re going to have to put on the greatest talent show this town’s ever seen
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Damn I didn't expect much from a Biden presidency but I was hoping we'd at least get some trains, man. That's his whole thing, where's that Train Guy energy?
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Back to back #EarthDay2022 vids - BIG thanks to @NetflixFilm for having me on to blind react to some rad new (and new-ish) Netflix climate vids. And thanks to their editor for cutting out all the mean things I said about Tom Brady and child actors - thanks for looking out for me.
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Sustainability advocates Rollie Williams (@RollieWilliams), Kristy Drutman (@BrownGirl_Green), and Ron Griswell (@RonGriswell) share their thoughts on climate movies. For more, check out netflix.com/earthstories
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Happy #EarthDay2022 - new episode up (youtu.be/NJ7W6HFHPYs) banks use your money to fund fossil fuel expansion while claiming to be climate friendly while citing a source that says to do the opposite. Real big brain stuff #Dontbankonit #stopthemoneypipeline
#InvestInOurPlanet
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The eagle has landed … A KICKFLIP
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Everything old is new again
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The F-List Awards are TOMORROW!
We've invited an all-star list of leaders in advertising, sustainability, and activism to honor the best of the worst in fossil fuel greenwashing.
RSVP now, and tune in at 12 Noon ET / 17:00 GMT tomorrow: cleancreatives.org/awards
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Once again somehow produces an incredibly funny & informative video about something incredibly important & dull.
This time it's motherfreaking housing, ZONING and climate shwange!
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Dive into the infinitely comedic topic of zoning and city planning with a video that sprawls across not one, not three, but TWO youtube channels - it's a @notjustbikes & @ClimateTown collabo dabbo, baby
youtube.com/watch?v=cO6txC
& youtube.com/watch?v=SfsCni
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I just blasted through the - the podcast for men by men for women and ya gotta listen to it. and
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No joke, the only person whose approval I care about is
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@RollieWilliams' Climate town youtube page is more informative about environmental issues is funnier and more hopeful than anything Mr.Mckay has done. twitter.com/MillyTamarez/s…
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Dive into the infinitely comedic topic of zoning and city planning with a video that sprawls across not one, not three, but TWO youtube channels - it's a & collabo dabbo, baby
youtube.com/watch?v=cO6txC
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I must unfortunately re-share this sketch and I made when I was about 2 weeks overdue for a haircut
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Just looking for a video clip on YouTube and I heard the most familiar voice - it turned out to be a young just RIPPING through a video on PBS and it reminded me to tell you: If you don't listen to that he & narrate, go do it right now
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In their defense, they ARE trying.
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It's hard to find the funny in climate change, but comedians @mattwinning and @rolliewilliams are trying. They joined @tompowercbc to tell us whether there's actually anything to laugh about. #ArtsAndClimate cbc.ca/1.6336443
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I was just on the radio in Canada and the US alongside talking to about why and how comedy has a role to play with climate change
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TODAY on Q with @tompowercbc: actor Danny McBride #RighteousGemstones | singer-songwriter Bruce Cockburn | climate change comedy panel with @mattwinning and @RollieWilliams | Amazonian drag queen Uýra Sodoma (a.k.a. Emerson Munduruku) | cbc.ca/1.6335179 #ArtsAndClimate
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