I knew you guys were doing that shit on purpose! My husband is way to smart to actually load the dishwasher like that. 
Me: Want me to go grocery shopping? Wife: NO. All you do is text me questions the whole time. I'll do it. Husbanding level: Expert.
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My husband grocery shops and cooks. Wifeing level: Queen
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Teach us you ways Wise One!!!
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Just use a post it next time or don't say it
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Douchebag jar. Now!
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Instant entry into the Hall of Fame.
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I’ll just read that as, “Instant entry into hell.”
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Aha!!! All makes sense now
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Haha, the secret's out!
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