Have I killed Twitter for sure, yet?
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"this person is either the real Taylor Swift or someone who has $8 there's no way to be certain"
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So much parody. Elon Musk is a bad CEO. Even more parody. Wow, that's a lotta parody!
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“Christians” raised $2,405,125 for Daniel Penny, the guy who killed Jordan Neely on a NYC subway, in less than a week.
We’ve been helping communities get clean water for five years and still can’t reach $400k. Please donate and share. #WaterThePlanet
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In a state with rampant gun violence, a push for permitless carry, and refusal to pass a hate crimes bill, Governor McMaster just said:
“I look forward to the day democrats are so rare we have to hunt them with dogs.”
What a horrifying dogwhistle at the convention.
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The entire Southeast has become a hostile place for people seeking access to abortion care with draconian abortion bans.
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This is the Appalachia we should all want
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Attention TN authorities! Three men are about to do a show in drag at the Bijou Theater in Knoxville, with at least one child present! In the name of Jesus, SOMEBODY STOP THEM!
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I was fortunate enough to get a private screening of the film, Killers of the Flower Moon earlier this month. Having been marginally released from my NDA with the premiere of the film today at Cannes, I have a few thoughts.
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Palestinians: “We want freedom from the river to the sea. We want to return home. To swim in the sea. To be free:”
Zionists: “THIS IS GENOCIDAL.”
Also Zionists: “Palestine must be obliterated.”
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It's the 1yr anniversary of #Uvalde massacre for which no one has been held accountable. Instead of investigating why Texas teens can get guns, Cruz is focusing on beer--when the legal drinking age is 21. Cruz is mad he has an LGBTQ kid. He's not mad Texas kids keep being shot.
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.@Outkick: Ted Cruz demands Bud Light investigation, alleges Dylan Mulvaney collaboration was meant to target kids
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Ohioans please keep in mind post office will NOT forward absentee ballots. If you R going to be out of town for Aug 8 & early vote make sure your absentee ballot request has the address you want your ballot mailed to
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News flash: If you outlaw abortions, stop people from voting, ban discussions of sexual orientation and gender identity in classrooms, and criminalize providing gender affirming care for trans youth, you're not the party of "limited government."
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This is 100% untrue. I am not afraid to pee at work, and I didn't need a "safety potty" built. I just lock my office door and pee in a jug like normal people
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Elon Musk is so afraid to shit at work he needs bodyguards to go with him
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New: Doctors told her she might die but she couldn’t have an abortion under state law until she got sicker, documents show. The Biden administration says failing to act violates a federal law requiring hospitals to provide emergency care.
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When people complained about being called racist names at Tesla, I wrote an email telling the folks who were being called names to get "a thicker skin." Unequivocally, I have different sets of standards for what is socially acceptable, depending on which side of WS one is on
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Elon chimes in on Marge Greene’s complaint about being called a ‘white supremacist.’
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While I support health codes etc, I would never report someone for simply selling without a license. That's a dick move, Sonya.
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(not parody) Waaay back when I lived in San Jose, a man would knock on my door every Saturday to see if I wanted any pork tamales, which I bought eagerly. They were very very good. And very very unlicensed. It was lawlessness at its best twitter.com/SonyaShaykhoun
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That concludes the Ballot Board Hearing.
Here's what you need to know:
1. Vote NO in August.
2. Join the fight: votenoinaugust.org
3. Make sure your friends + family are registered to vote by July 10.
4. Double check the new ID requirements before you cast a ballot.
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I am currently being detained by DC Police for asking tough questions to far right extremist Congressmen and at a press conference. Rep Clay Higgins proceeded to assault/physically remove me from the press conference.For this, the cops detained me,not him
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Those are all CLEARLY real people. Only real people talk about stocks. You can tell they are bots if they write anything criticizing me
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There is no cure for black lung. Only prevention. We know how to prevent it, but the corporations don't want to bother
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Where safety protocols are followed, black lung is entirely preventable. But Appalachian miners are dying younger than ever at the hands of profit-hungry coal bosses.
Essential reporting by @GrimKim.
inthesetimes.com/article/coal-m
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Interviewer - Do your tweets hurt the company?
Musk -
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I do not think it means what you think it means.
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When asked if he's worried his tweets are hurting his companies Musk compares himself to Inigo Montoya from The Princess Bride
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The majority of Ohioans support reproductive rights and access to critical healthcare. Clearly, the opposition is desperate and feels their only path forward is fear-mongering, lying, and cheating.
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The "Musk is deliberately malicious because deliberate malice creates conditions favorable to the super-wealthy" camp and the "Musk is a profoundly stupid man" camp need to have their "you got peanut butter in my chocolate"/"you got chocolate in my peanut butter" moment.
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Musk doubles down on his claims that there's no evidence the Allen, Texas mall shooter had white supremacist beliefs, and that @bellingcat "does psy-ops" professionally.
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I just can't help defending white supremacists. I just start kissing, and when you're rich you don't have to ask, you can get away with anything
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Musk doubles down on his claims that there's no evidence the Allen, Texas mall shooter had white supremacist beliefs, and that @bellingcat "does psy-ops" professionally.
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(not parody) These folks were the organizers of the first seminar I attended about running for office. They're awesome.
By the way, I see you there and I am telling you now that YOU should run for office. Yes, YOU twitter.com/SheShouldRun/s…
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(not parody) These folks were the organizers of the first seminar I attended about running for office. They're awesome.
By the way, I see you there and I am telling you now that YOU should run for office. Yes, YOU
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Not as wild as it sounds 
find the right elected office for you: bit.ly/42Ge9qm
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The cynicism of this effort is stomach-churning.
The big $ special interests, like the puppy-mill defending lobbyist who oversaw its passage, are the ones behind it.
Why? Because they want to STOP the people from getting in the way of the nation’s most corrupt statehouse.
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Ohio's Constitution has been abused to advance the agendas of deep-pocket special interests.
Vote YES on August 8 to:
Protect Ohio's Constitution
Require 60% support for amendments
Closer align w/ other states & U.S. Constitution
Get involved: ohiogop.org/get-involved/
Protect Ohio's Constitution
Require 60% support for amendments
Closer align w/ other states & U.S. Constitution
Get involved: ohiogop.org/get-involved/4
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It is both incomprehensible and scary to me that there is a Governor today in America who thinks that signing bills that allow discrimination and bigotry is unrelated to the problem of discrimination and bigotry.
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A video circulating on social media below.
“Myself nor my truck are entering Florida… what they are doing in Florida is not right… in support of immigrants.”
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Latino truck drivers are calling for a boycott and some are refusing to take shipments into Florida after DeSantis signed a draconian anti-immigrant law.
newsweek.com/truckers-threa
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"As a free speech absolutist, only death could stop me from defending the rights of Twitter users to speak without censorship. Well, either death or a request from an autocrat asking that I censor certain content which could be sensitive for their regime."
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Whether via social media, the 'group chat' or IRL, 's latest report "shows that women, especially those seeking leadership roles, benefit from an inner circle of close female friends to discuss personal info." Read more by
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Get out and sign if you haven't already!
Vote No in August, Vote Yes in November. Let's go Ohio!
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Warren County keeps offering petition-signing opportunities to protect reproductive rights, this week with a drive-up location!
MASON:
6282 Blackheath Circle
Thursday, 5/18, 5-8pm
Saturday, 5/20, 10:30am-1:30pm
Sunday, 12-3pm
YOUR signature matters!
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Fitted sheets out here taking hostages in the dryer like a goddamn Batman villain.
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Just did the math. For the new CDC map to even get to the yellow color on the map for deaths per day, 2,982 per US capita would have to be dying per day, 1 less than died on 9/11 not including 19 hijackers. 1.08M per year equivalent. That’s how to get to “moderate” on the map.
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Imagine working on a science agency and being like: “Yeah, I think we should collect less data + present it deceptively.” The banality of evil on full display, killing people quietly by concealing numbers and manipulating data. Seriously insidious stuff. Can’t sugarcoat it. twitter.com/luckytran/stat…
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