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@RobertEllsberg

@RobertEllsberg

During his last supper in the manor, the master turned to his family and personal staff and said “Believe me, before the cock crows tomorrow I will have to betray one of you.” As they all wondered, “Is it I?” he corrected himself: “Maybe more than one.” #TolstoysTalesofTrump

2:42 AM · Jan 20, 2021

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Bookmarks

If you don’t make these into a coffee table book, I will unfollow you.

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@RobertEllsberg

@RobertEllsberg

😥

Linda Dakin-Grimm

@LindaDakinGrimm

Genius.

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@RobertEllsberg

@RobertEllsberg

👨🏻‍🎓🙏

This one gave me a good laugh

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@RobertEllsberg

@RobertEllsberg

My work here is done.

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I’m sorry that is the last meal, oh wait, that is every meal; so plebeian😜🤦🏽‍♂️

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Kitty Kitty MeowMeow

I hope Tiffany gets her new fiancé to buy her some better extensions. #TackyAF

Tolstoy, we hardly knew ye.

Christine Schenk CSJ

@ChristineSchenk

😂🙄