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Brandon Lloyd is a turtle
.@HumongousEnt u shoulda had a BYB field facing out to the ocean - high tides = short fence. Tide slowly comes in each game to up the drama
I need there to be a Tumblr of the funny things that people put in the "What's it For?" section of @venmo
Wear your red bandanna @ the Plex today in honor of Welles Crowther & win prizes! #homecoming #wearebc #redbandanna pic.twitter.com/pVVBDZa6VP
I'm surprised that any radio stations allow kars 4 kids ads. They're an instant change the station
"People come to us for tools and appliances. Need more focus on retail clothing... Nazi rings??" #imaginethemeeting http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2014/oct/13/sears-apologizes-removes-swastika-ring-from-market/ …
#Patriots thin at LB with no Mayo. We should trade 2015 4th-rd pick + 2016 2nd-rd + Browner to #Panthers for BC's own @LukeKuechly
Constantly updating the seating chart for this @mattnathanson @proctoracademy show while waiting for my GF to text back... #maddening
Fish go blub
“I like the ad but I feel it’s missing a giant wistful orangutan” #imaginethemeeting pic.twitter.com/uXGvW4C17f
There's gotta be a German word that means "the feeling of satisfaction and peace of mind when you start charging your near-dead phone"
How could anyone possibly want to drive into Boston on the pike right now? This is utterly fucking unacceptable
Musicians should be forced to have a public YouTube channel where they occasionally upload themselves singing with no studio tricks/autotune
Not sure if I picked a bad team or if he's getting some much-deserved respect, but @drewill44 is the most-owned player on my fanduel team
For as happy as I am about Foster, I literally just traded TY Hilton to @tdemers7 two days ago. So far that's not working out.
Sarah on Katy Perry: "I hate everything about her. She's just gross." Then again, Sarah on good Scotch: "It's like a wooden Pilgrim bench"
Who said Arian Foster was done as a #1 fantasy RB? Not this guy.
Whenever I follow someone new on Twitter I go back and look at my recent tweets, cuz if they follow me back I wanna see how weird I look
Fashion industry Executive Assistant by day, and sing all night. I love everything about music, fitness, the outdoors, laughing and meeting new people
Damn @PiaToscano that was a kickass national anthem. #USA
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