Could you imagine a world without real estate agents
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Put all real estate agents in jail for a year
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Tell me why the owner and agent were allowed to squeeze and extra $20k out of the buyer when they’d hit the upper limit of the advertised reserve?
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Everyone’s banging on about The Rehearsal when actually the height of comedy is drawing a cock & balls on the guy on the footpath
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A reminder of the importance of good kerning
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Good for Crikey for going down this route but I’m not sure too many defo lawyers would have advised it
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Here I am in double denim looking tired AF. But it’s fitting ‘cause I’m writing about my strategies for change amid a community totally disinterested in change. (Big fan of realism, no air brushing for me! 😆)
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I loved writing this! In recent weeks he's covered a drop in dog attacks; a man who was robbed of his lethal hunting bows and arrows as he slept on his lounge; the council cutting a deal with an energy giant for renewables; a burst of hail; and KFC running out of potato and gravy
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Peter Holmes is the reporter, editor, photographer, salesperson and graphic designer for Australia's smallest newspaper. @ginarush speaks to the one-man newspaper making the case for local news at a time when regional journalism is under threat.
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I have been 45 since I was 19
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Canada is full of lovely people who all drive like total deadshits
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It’s so funny to me that this all started because Benson needed an exclusive to sell his Morrison hagiography
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There have been looser units (Toney), bigger psychos (Kevin), but in terms of just being a mystery wrapped in a riddle inside a deadshit, Scott can’t be beaten
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I can’t think of a more baffling politician in my lifetime than Scott Morrison. What is the go there.
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Scott Morrison in an otherwise empty Cabinet room, bouncing from seat to seat and doing funny voices until there’s a quorum
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Lil smooch for the boys
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Maybe the Knights players who were busted together in that pub toilet were just having some little kissies
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Scott Morrison when the queen comes around to his place just to check in on how things are going
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Someone just yelled “TINY BABY” at us from a moving vehicle
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Shameless
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“after centuries of dispossession and disempowerment we should accept this offer of reconciliation We should find it in our hearts to vote yes.” theguardian.com/australia-news
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(She is very cute tho)
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One thing no one warns you about when you have a baby is the sheer volume of older women who will stop you in the street to gush over how cute she is
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Sorry but this is so funny
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at trivia tonight there was a team called Trivia Newton-John and then a bunch of dudes joined halfway through and called their team Olivia Newton-Trivia
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She’s serving
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If you don’t believe that Hopelessly Devoted To You is the best song on the Grease soundtrack I just don’t know what to do with you
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Watching Grease immediately
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If you’re picturing George handing out the Cadbury’s favourites, you’re dead wrong. He’s definitely had a half-wrapped slab of dairy milk, which he takes a bite from, then goes “you want some?”
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He presumably thought we were wasted, but my husband doesn’t drink. Two men in our 30s. Can’t imagine what they try to pull on young women travelling alone.
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A cabbie tried to do this to us on election night. When we refused he locked the doors and drove in the wrong direction. Only stopped to let us out when we called 000
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Both cabs we hailed tonight refused to use the meter and tried to charge well above the odds… I know the city’s expensive these days but not a great development! Uber always seems to have surge pricing.
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We need to see the TV setup before we can truly judge
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PM Albanese on ABC 774: "I've set up a vinyl player at the Lodge and that is a good thing. I have one there and it's added to the ambience at the Lodge. And the good news is that you're at a little bit of a distance from neighbours. So when appropriate, you can turn it up loud."
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Trapped under a sleeping baby. Could someone please grab my book for me? It’s just on the shelf over there
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A quick tease of Heartbreak High - a reimagining of the iconic Aussie teen series coming to the world on Sept 14!
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It’s their world, live in it. Heartbreak High premieres on September 14th.
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Just had a lovely call with friends in three countries so they could meet our new baby and she immediately projectile vomited across the screen
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The thing about the Manly pride jersey is that no queer would ever choose Manly to represent us. Canonically, the queer rugby league team is the Newtown Jets
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Don’t get much sleep with a newborn. Think I might be the first person to experience this.
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Having a baby tomorrow and just got this fortune cookie from our last supper Chinese takeaway
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Probably fine
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Cool… cool.
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