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They caught a man eating cheesecake in the middle of the Florida Everglades 
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You can see by the approach he’s in a heap of trouble
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Friday September 16th! Two chances to catch vet plus Conan alum (8pm only), Chicago Funny Fest fave Amanda McQueen, fellow Just-For-Laughians & more! 8pm & 10:30, $15/$10st tix: www.comedynest.con
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This Thursday to Saturday (September 15-17) catch vet plus a greenroom full of great guests including Amanda McQueen & more! Info/tix: comedynest.com
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This Thursday to Saturday (September 15-17) catch vet plus host and great guests every show! Info/tix: comedynest.com
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THURSDAY!!
THE PRO SHOW is back at with an absolutely stacked lineup of killer comics!
Do not miss this one!
Seating is limited so act fast!
comedybar.ca/shows/the-pro-
** ALL booking inquiries must be sent to info@icebreakerscomedy.com **
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25 yo pizza delivery man runs into burning house, saves four children who tell him another might be in the house. He goes back in, finds the girl, jumps out a window with her & carries her to a cop who captures the moment on bodycam.
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Hey twitter people. I’m on the Marc Maron gala at Just For Laughs at the end of the month. Just thought you’d like to know. 😉
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I’ll be at in TORONTO next FRIDAY
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get whatever tickets are left!
comedybar.ca/shows/matt-obr
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Over 1100 people have been arrested trying to protect these giants from being logged. Only a fraction of large old growth remain in B.C. and they keep falling.
Protect our elders. #ActOnClimate
#Climate #FairyCreek #bcpoli #bcgov pics by
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It doesn’t even feel good making fun of Leaf fans anymore
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Phone just autocorrected “Duck” to “fuck” and I feel like I’ve accomplished something.
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Doomsday must be nigh, ‘cause I’m getting all my jokes in the can! Ticket link in bio! #Snakerophone
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Frank Gore, the NFL's third all-time leading rusher (16,000 yards), announces he's signing a one-day contract with the 49ers and will retire.
Congrats on a legendary career 👏
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Dear comics. Your crowd work videos are really mediocre. If that’s what you want out there, mediocre garbage, then keep posting.
That’s all.
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On my way to share the stage with these big timey funny fuckers.
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Nick is an absolute beauty! Check him out
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Great news! I have an album coming out Friday, released by @800lbRecords! You can preorder in now by clicking the link below. I'll be *annoying you over the next couple of weeks to remind you to buy it.
*giving you the opportunity of a life time really
800PGR.lnk.to/SomewhereTW
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John Goodman is one of those actors who keeps giving astonishing performances and who everyone loves, and yet he still feels underappreciated somehow.
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What an absolute dildo…
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I understand times are hard, but doesn't the President of the #Ukraine own a suit? I don't have much respect for current members of the U.S. Congress either, but I still wouldn't address them wearing a t-shirt. I wouldn't want to disrespect the institution or the Unites States.
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Winnipeg! GO SEE THIS MAN!!
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Humanity. She is the best of us.
Also, this photo deserves every award…
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A woman near the town of Irpin, north-west of the Ukrainian capital Kyiv, tries to save disabled dogs from a shelter and bring them to a safe place.
Photo: Christopher Occhicone @occhicone98
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Ohhhhh shit!
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"MISGUIDANCE SYSTEMS" 
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It comes for us all!
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Strongly recommend never flying . What a dysfunctional mess. I’d suggest taking a bus or walking or horse drawn carriage instead.
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Where am I at? I tried to zoom in on an actual photograph today. So I’m doing fine.
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Got another banger going down this week!
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Otters are still the best, but this emu is having a time!
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TONIGHT!!
THE PRO SHOW is back at with an all-star lineup you'd be a fool to miss!
Seating is limited so act fast!
comedybar.ca/shows/the-pro-
** ALL booking inquiries must be sent to info@icebreakerscomedy.com **
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This is simple and beautiful
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Holy shit it feels good to be back!
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NFL Pub Hub Conference Finals TONIGHT at 8pmET on . What a great group. CANT WAIT!
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