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@RobSlanders

When in doubt pull the trigger. Right after my nap. Parody account. You don't really believe anything I say, do you?

Joined March 2014

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    20 May 2018

    FEEL THE BUUUUUUUUUURN. Protesters can’t use hydrocarbons SO: Childless adult can’t make education policy Career politician can’t make policy for private sector Private school boy can’t criticize public school teachers Populist can’t make a decision on his own

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  2. Jan 1

    HARD HITTING REPORTER: “...FROM ALL ONTARIANS BECAUSE I KNOW THEY’RE ALL WISHING YOU A VERY HAPPY HOLIDAY SEASON”

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  3. 29 Dec 2018
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  4. 29 Dec 2018

    WRONG DOC, BRAINIAC. BTW, WHATS YOUR PLAN TO LOWER GREENHOUSE GAS EMISSIONS?

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  5. 28 Dec 2018
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  6. 27 Dec 2018

    “FREE PRESS” MEANS “DON’T CHARGE JASON”

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  7. 27 Dec 2018

    THIS JUST IN: RICK BELL HAS ALL THE LATEST FROM JASON KENNEY!

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  8. 21 Dec 2018
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  9. 20 Dec 2018
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  10. 20 Dec 2018

    BREAKING: EVIDENCE OF RUMOURED SELF-BLOCK FEATURE CONFIRMED.

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  11. 20 Dec 2018

    RED ALERT ! INCOMING CONTRADICTING FACTS ARE AT THE BORDER. UCP MEME UNDER ATTACK. REPEAT: OUR MEME IS UNDER ATTACK! CODE RED CODE RE- CODE BLUE CODE BLUE CODE BLUE cc:

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  12. 20 Dec 2018

    I know!!! Like how our bodies need water to live, but Big Swim Safety keeps fearmongering about "drowning" .

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  13. 20 Dec 2018
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  14. 20 Dec 2018

    HEY LOOK A RICK BELL COLUMN THAT REPEATS JASON KENNEY’S OPINIONS!

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  15. 19 Dec 2018

    “I HAVE NO REAL WORLD EXPERIENCE EXCEPT FOR BEING A POLITICAL HACK.”

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  16. 16 Dec 2018

    SAYS THE MINISTER WHO KNOWS HOW IT’S DONE: BASIC INCOME PILOT.

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  17. 14 Dec 2018
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  18. 12 Dec 2018

    PARTISAN APPOINTEE COLLECTS OVER $1.2M IN SALARY + BENEFITS + TRAVEL + EXPENSES + LIVING ALLOWANCE...SO FAR. UNELECTED. BUT A GUARANTEED JOB UNTIL AGE 75. THEN A PENSION. WE’RE OUTRAGED ALL RIGHT.

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  19. 30 Nov 2018
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  20. 27 Nov 2018

    “WHAT’S AN IPHONE?” - BLACKBERRY “WHO NEEDS A PC?” - DIGITAL EQUIPMENT CORPORATION “EV’S HAVE A TINY MARKET SHARE” - FOSSIL FUEL APOLOGISTS

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  21. 27 Nov 2018

    YOU TELL EM ! ELECTRIC VEHICLE DEMAND ISN’T GROWING! AND YOU’RE AN IDIOT. SAVE THIS TWEET EINSTEIN CUZ IT’LL AGE WELL.

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