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    Rob Schneider‏Verified account @RobSchneider 29 Dec 2016

    Dear Españia, It must have been a slow news week to have this much uproar over my cooking! Con amor y abrazos! Robpic.twitter.com/CimcYIiZqU

    3:23 AM - 29 Dec 2016
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      2. Margarita Bandala‏ @MargaritaBandal 29 Dec 2016
        Replying to @RobSchneider

        es que paella al horno no es paella Y los españoles de toman muy en serio su comida Es como si hicieras tortillas al horno 😂

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    1. Antonio.P.‏ @AntonioPatn 29 Dec 2016
      Replying to @RobSchneider

      Calla, calla que seguimos llorando por lo que le hiciste a la paella.

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    2. Ana L. Torres™‏ @LaLorris 29 Dec 2016
      Replying to @RobSchneider

      …I know what you're doing here, misspelling #España to get more reaction out of us…brilliant! Paella in the oven? Really? 🙈

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      2. ALDS‏ @oOAmityOo 29 Dec 2016
        Replying to @RobSchneider

        You can make fajitas and chimichangas Rob! Nobody in Mexico will jump at you!

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    3. Yahara  👑‏ @bieberfollowme4 29 Dec 2016
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      ESPAÑA LOVES YOU!!

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    4. Jason Kahl‏ @jason_kahl Dec 31
      Replying to @RobSchneider

      it's all at Taco bell anyway, don't worry about these snowflakes

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    5. JalapeñoMan‏ @JalapenoMan1 29 Dec 2016
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      España

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    6. kelokotron‏ @kelokotronof 29 Dec 2016
      Replying to @RobSchneider

      ESPAÑA

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      2. Mara G-B‏ @mara31gbarcenas 30 Dec 2016
        Replying to @RobSchneider

        It´s ESPAÑA. We are SPANIARDS and speak SPANISH. Sometimes we cook paella (rice and thingies, plus some secret stuff).

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      3. Mara G-B‏ @mara31gbarcenas 30 Dec 2016
        Replying to @mara31gbarcenas @RobSchneider

        And the news have been quite disgusting. Generally speaking.

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    7. gogui‏ @elgogui 29 Dec 2016
      Replying to @RobSchneider

      where is Españia? Close to Franceia?

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    8. karla‏ @karitm00 29 Dec 2016
      Replying to @RobSchneider

      the same thing happened to Jamie Oliver. He added chorizo and they were not happy.

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    9. Jed M. Eva III‏ @jedeva 29 Dec 2016
      Replying to @RobSchneider

      Wait till you try cooking adobo; Pinoys can be very opinionated when it comes to cooking. Haha.

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      2. gogui‏ @elgogui 29 Dec 2016
        Replying to @RobSchneider

        by the way, loved that paella! Better than one from Valencia! Now try to improve the "tortilla de patatas" amigo!!

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    10. Jeanlaid Alvarez‏ @JeanlaidA Jan 16
      Replying to @RobSchneider

      España ...

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    11. TrickyDickster‏ @FreedomTrigger Jan 2
      Replying to @RobSchneider

      We're ecstatic to see Rob famous again! Seriously keep doing what you do. Can't wait to see your take on the pupusa.🤙

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