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    Rob Schneider‏Verified account @RobSchneider 24 Dec 2016

    We just put the Paella in the oven!! Que rico!!pic.twitter.com/skUit0zucG

    5:53 PM - 24 Dec 2016
    • 2,538 Retweets
    • 2,888 Likes
    • KARUM DE ZARAGOZA marella Carlos Ramos Laura LUPE Victor Josemiguel Belmonte Char-María. Adrián Martínez
    1,231 replies 2,538 retweets 2,888 likes
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      2. José Andrés‏Verified account @chefjoseandres 25 Dec 2016
        Replying to @RobSchneider

        thanks for celebrating the spirit of Spain! When you are ready for a class, tell me! I will bring the Paella pan....

        28 replies 146 retweets 602 likes
      3. David Dominguez‏ @DavidDomingue58 25 Dec 2016
        Replying to @chefjoseandres @RobSchneider

        sí, por favor

        1 reply 0 retweets 23 likes
      4. José Andrés‏Verified account @chefjoseandres 25 Dec 2016
        Replying to @DavidDomingue58 @RobSchneider

        si queremos ganarnos el cariño del mundo gastronómico hay que ser cordial con el amateur que lo intenta...

        24 replies 50 retweets 350 likes
      5. Joan‏ @joanrr 25 Dec 2016
        Replying to @chefjoseandres @DavidDomingue58

        Ponerse en plan "Valenciano muyahidin" NO aporta ni sirve de nada. Feliz navidad a todos. + relax + enseñar

        2 replies 7 retweets 42 likes
      6. David Dominguez‏ @DavidDomingue58 25 Dec 2016
        Replying to @joanrr @chefjoseandres

        Feliz Navidad igualmente!!

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. Mario‏Verified account @LibertyMario 25 Dec 2016
        Replying to @RobSchneider

        Dude, that paella is a 2,5/10 Quality. Come to Spain to taste the REAL ONE👌

        6 replies 51 retweets 406 likes
      3. Médula Azul‏ @Medulazul1926 25 Dec 2016
        Replying to @LibertyMario @RobSchneider

        0.25/10 querras decir.

        2 replies 7 retweets 212 likes
      4. Mario‏Verified account @LibertyMario 25 Dec 2016
        Replying to @Medulazul1926 @RobSchneider

        0,033 periodico / 10

        3 replies 3 retweets 149 likes
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      2. R P‏ @mundoespejo1 25 Dec 2016
        Replying to @RobSchneider

        This is not paella; this is rice with things @RobSchneider @eleptric

        4 replies 134 retweets 625 likes
      3. I Against I‏ @eleptric 25 Dec 2016
        Replying to @mundoespejo1 @RobSchneider

        Things with rice.

        3 replies 30 retweets 354 likes
      4. CusCus reposat‏ @CusCusBcn 25 Dec 2016
        Replying to @eleptric @mundoespejo1 @RobSchneider

        oven, glass bowl, pre-cooked rice. Wtf?!

        2 replies 8 retweets 118 likes
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      6. CusCus reposat‏ @CusCusBcn 25 Dec 2016

        this is even worse than his movies.

        1 reply 27 retweets 108 likes
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      2. Agente Smint‏ @AgenteSmint 25 Dec 2016
        Replying to @RobSchneider

        .@RobSchneider "...and when people from Valencia watched that abomination, heaven turned red and cried blood. St. James Apocalypse.

        7 replies 182 retweets 555 likes
      3. Adrián‏ @updmytdn 25 Dec 2016
        Replying to @AgenteSmint @RobSchneider

        son ganas de provocar. Y en Navidad!

        1 reply 6 retweets 77 likes
      4. Agente Smint‏ @AgenteSmint 25 Dec 2016
        Replying to @updmytdn @RobSchneider

        al menos es una fuente pequeña y no habrá muchas víctimas.

        1 reply 12 retweets 96 likes
      5. ChikoKamaleon‏ @ChikoKamaleon 25 Dec 2016
        Replying to @AgenteSmint @updmytdn @RobSchneider

        esto es una paella hecha por mi... Maldito cara anchoa xDpic.twitter.com/vgzZSjWeR1

        27 replies 18 retweets 179 likes
      6. Agente Smint‏ @AgenteSmint 25 Dec 2016
        Replying to @ChikoKamaleon @updmytdn @RobSchneider

        ASÍ SI.

        3 replies 1 retweet 23 likes
      7. Javi Martinez‏ @pisaverdes 25 Dec 2016
        Replying to @AgenteSmint @ChikoKamaleon and

        asi si dice xD

        1 reply 1 retweet 29 likes
      8. Agente Smint‏ @AgenteSmint 25 Dec 2016
        Replying to @pisaverdes @ChikoKamaleon and

        al menos es amarillo, tampoco hay que ser tiquismiquis, que hoy es día de resaca.

        1 reply 0 retweets 15 likes
      9. Javi Martinez‏ @pisaverdes 25 Dec 2016
        Replying to @AgenteSmint @ChikoKamaleon and

        anda, quitale el pimiento, coliflor y berenjena que todavia estas a tiempo jajajajaja

        4 replies 2 retweets 92 likes
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