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"REAL ROB" SEASON 2, A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES IS STREAMING WORLDWIDE NOW!!

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    Rob Schneider‏Verified account @RobSchneider 22h22 hours ago

    FREE LOUIE CK!! JOKES ARE WORDS YOU F#CKING MORON C#NTS!!

    7:27 am - 4 Jan 2019
    • 336 Retweets
    • 2,549 Likes
    • Justin Bebee guy in the chair Gary Stocker rubén Montijo Inquisitor Malakai Florim Aslani Uncle Freds Ghoul School • Steve Torelli
    701 replies . 336 retweets 2,549 likes
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      2. Nicole‏ @nicoleagallant 21h21 hours ago
        Replying to @RobSchneider

        Nobody is locking up Louie. The fans will decide.

        2 replies . 0 retweets 86 likes
      3. Arman Hatamkhani‏ @ArmanHatamkhani 19h19 hours ago
        Replying to @nicoleagallant @RobSchneider

        twitter seems to be deciding these days. fans have almost entirely been embracing his comeback

        8 replies . 0 retweets 18 likes
      4. Roy‏ @RoySayWhatNow 15h15 hours ago
        Replying to @ArmanHatamkhani @nicoleagallant

        Not sure how you can state that.

        2 replies . 0 retweets 86 likes
      5. A R Collins‏ @ar_collins 15h15 hours ago
        Replying to @RoySayWhatNow @ArmanHatamkhani @nicoleagallant

        Apparently people on Twitter can't also be fans of things. That's going to be a surprise to the people on Twitter constantly promoting the things they're fans of, like a lot of them (incl. me) used to do for Louie CK

        0 replies . 0 retweets 29 likes
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      2. Julius Goat  🦆(Read Pinned Tweet!)‏ @JuliusGoat 17h17 hours ago
        Replying to @RobSchneider

        Robinator. The Schneid-dawg. Makin’ equivalencies. R to the S to the ring a ding ding dong. Equivalencies. Not good ones. Bobby Schneides. Robert J Schneidwilkicker.

        6 replies . 22 retweets 559 likes
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      2. Jonathan Potts‏ @jepotts 17h17 hours ago
        Replying to @RobSchneider

        Sir, this is a Wendy’s.

        5 replies . 9 retweets 653 likes
      3. Janelle James‏Verified account @janellejcomic 13h13 hours ago
        Replying to @jepotts @RobSchneider

        Mwahahahahaaaaa

        0 replies . 0 retweets 14 likes
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      2. Rob Sheridan‏Verified account @rob_sheridan 13h13 hours ago
        Replying to @RobSchneider

        If they’re just words then why are you censoring yours, coward?

        8 replies . 5 retweets 296 likes
      3. Erik Tinberg‏ @ErikTheGrebo 12h12 hours ago
        Replying to @rob_sheridan @RobSchneider

        It's a writing impediment gained as a side effect from the experiments he underwent making "The Animal".

        0 replies . 0 retweets 10 likes
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      2.  🇺🇸 ✌️ ❤️Colleen‏ @collulu 20h20 hours ago
        Replying to @RobSchneider

        I heard Millennials want to ban Seinfeld reruns.

        13 replies . 0 retweets 7 likes
      3. Mister Bungle‏ @hellomrbungle 19h19 hours ago
        Replying to @collulu @RobSchneider

        You did? Oh my. Was it at @Starbucks ?

        2 replies . 0 retweets 70 likes
      4. nick‏ @nickhall834 14h14 hours ago
        Replying to @hellomrbungle @collulu and

        I heard it at a hipster coffee shop.

        1 reply . 0 retweets 66 likes
      5. OrionTheHunter‏ @Orion95655746 14h14 hours ago
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        pic.twitter.com/WM139Yzb0b

        0 replies . 0 retweets 6 likes
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      2. gawdzie‏ @gawdz0rz 8h8 hours ago
        Replying to @Chinchillazllla @RobSchneider

        I can’t believe rob schneider is censoring himself smh that’s against the law

        0 replies . 1 retweet 8 likes
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      1. Class Maledictorian‏ @bornwithatail_ 10h10 hours ago
        Replying to @RobSchneider

        Sir, I understand that you’re upset, but I really do need to keep this line open for people who have questions or complaints about Velveeta products

        0 replies . 3 retweets 60 likes
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      1. Art Or Not Art‏ @artdecider 9h9 hours ago
        Replying to @RobSchneider

        Not art.

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