My parents meeting my new gf: how did you two meet? Her: he asked me to help him teach bats about communism
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I like tinder cause every once in a while I get a girls number by talking about how I think bats should be allowed to vote
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....teach me your ways
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Just be passionate about bat suffrage and it’ll all work out
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Dogs should be allowed to course
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bats should be allowed to vote
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