Once was delivered wings with my pizza that weren't mine, housed them, bell rang as I was mid wing. Sorry Mr Delivery man, nobody's home
Sushi joint definitely delivered me someone else's sushi but I'm eating it anyway because I'm a bad boy tonight
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"Housed" greatest term ever.
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sushi on Tuesday huh? Guess she's down to $200,
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You got me into some sort of feminist twitter war. Don't even know what happened. Just boom.
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Goes to Augusta once....
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Woah Ashley. Could have warned us with a NSFW.
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Sushi roulette
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