Richard Hammer

@RichardHammerTV

I play video games and lover my - Member of - Business email - RHammer@n3rdfusion.tv

Michigan
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Joined September 2013
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    9 Oct 2020

    Me “What do we use to lift fish into the boat?” Alice “Your wimpy muscles?” Me “No a net. We have to be careful lifting heavy fish because..” Alice “Your wimpy muscles?”

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  2. 3 hours ago

    Math teacher was lazy today.

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  3. Feb 15

    Alice has a snow day! Which means I also get a day off teaching! Yayyy!

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  4. Feb 15

    Chat back me up here... grating extra cheese on a frozen pizza counts as cooking right?

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  5. Feb 15

    I swear I’m not fondling myself I’m just digging for my phone in my pants under my snow pants.

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  6. Feb 15

    The worst part about going out in winter is all the extra pockets I can lose my phone in.

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  7. Feb 15

    Am I the only person who never lets their phone charge beyond 10% but rarely lets it go dead? The satisfaction of plugging my phone in at 1% fuels me.

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  8. Feb 14

    What Alice requested for our Valentines dinner.

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  9. Feb 12

    Me after reading “Cancel culture is ruining Mandalorian so I’m cancelling my Disney +” 3000 times this week.

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  10. Feb 12

    “Dad can I have my Eggo’s microwaved? Im not in the mood for crunchy.”

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  11. Feb 9

    I asked Alice if she was ok with skipping a grade. She said no because she’d miss her friends. We discussed it for a little bit. I tried very hard not to pressure her. An hour or so later she said “Dad I’ve thought about it more and I think I’m ok with trying to skip a grade.”

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  12. Feb 9

    Talking with Alices teacher about possibly moving her up a grade. Had she been born a month earlier she’d be in that grade anyway. Anyone have any experience with this?

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  13. Feb 9

    Y’all are fucked now. Literally.

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  14. Retweeted
    Feb 8

    Many secrets are hidden deep within Loop Hero and are working on some slick ways to tease them out to the community... Pre-Order + Demo:

    Loop Hero - March 4
    Wield an expanding deck of mystical cards to place enemies, buildings, and terrain along each unique expedition loop for the brave hero.
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  15. Feb 8

    World shortest stream but i just wanted to let everyone know i wasn't dead. Back tomorrow with new For the King DLC.

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  16. Feb 8

    This is what fatherhood is all about.

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  17. Feb 8

    Alice “Hold on dad.” Me “Holding.” Alice “Dad unless you’re in a car or a moving vehicle you don’t have to hold onto anything. Hold on is just a saying. .. ... .. Me “Sooo can I let go now?” Alice

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  18. Feb 8

    Fuck. She’s not wrong.

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  19. Feb 8

    Anyone know any devils/demons buying souls? Need cash quick.

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  20. Feb 8

    Alice “Dad if I can peel a banana with my feet does that qualify me as a monkey?” Me “Yes. Have you tried peeling a banana with your feet?” Alice “No. Why would I try that?!? You’re weird dad.”

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  21. Feb 7

    Me “Why is my hair so much lighter than my beard?” Alice “Your hair is just gray.”

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