Here are three remarkable sentences I've come across in the last few days in the course of doing this job. Take a moment to savor them with me, will you? :
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This one really should be a national motto for some as-yet-unformed nation.
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This one is my favorite. “Turnip truck riding crackers” goes into the witty insults book.
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