1) A smidge of extra-fancy Grade A verbal filigree on the answering machine of a Georgia criminal defense lawyer, maxed out w/ churchy good vibrations: "Have a blessed and highly favored Christ-filled day.”
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Here are three remarkable sentences I've come across in the last few days in the course of doing this job. Take a moment to savor them with me, will you? :
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2) From a random, rambling & rather lovely reader email: "That day in 1945, I was 7 or 8 years old and I was sitting beside him on the seat of an old buckboard wagon being pulled by a mule." (extra points for mule reference, known at NYT South as "The
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3) The closing sentence of an angry letter from a concerned citizen to a Southern public official: "You bunch of Boss Hogg turnip truck riding crackers can go STRAIGHT to hell."
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I dunno, but our current leader would make turnip truck-riding crackers look like a pretty acceptable alternative.
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I like #3
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