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@RichardAOB

Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. But it still goes over a lot of people’s heads.

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Vrijeme pridruživanja: travanj 2013.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    14. stu 2019.

    If a frog is put suddenly into boiling water, it will jump out. But if the frog is put in tepid water which is then slowly brought to a boil, it will jump out. Because frogs aren't as fucking stupid as we are.

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  2. 2. velj

    Under the current proposed Religious Freedom bill, if an inn keeper who is a devout Christian objects to a woman being pregnant to someone who isn’t her husband, he can tell her she’s an abomination in God’s eyes and refuse them accomodation in his manger.

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  3. 2. velj

    In the highly unlikely event that we have any koalas left by the next election, can Australians maybe consider which potential PM is more likely to give a shit about them, rather than which one they’d rather get pissed with?

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  4. 2. velj

    Well until July 1, when it goes up by another 10 grand.

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  5. 2. velj

    No Bridget McKenzie has not resigned, she’s taken a fifty percent pay cut until the next cabinet reshuffle. While the person responsible for this fiasco remains on $549,250 a year.

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  6. 2. velj

    I’m sorry Jake, but this photo entirely represents what your country just voted for.

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  7. 1. velj

    There should be a test (like the public service exam) that anyone wanting to stand for state or federal parliament must pass before being eligible. If they can’t demonstrate the ability to do the job competently they shouldn’t be allowed to do it. Like every other profession.

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  9. 1. velj

    Want to really scare and confuse people? Quarantine the salaries and expenses of every federal MP and watch shit fly.

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  10. 1. velj

    No government in history has ever demonstrated as much contempt for the Australian people as Scott Morrison’s government. Including all the ones we’ve fought wars against.

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  11. 31. sij

    The Home Affairs department is also responsible for countering foreign interference, countering extremist programs, multicultural affairs and natural disaster relief. Any fuckwit can just deport people. Surely they can find one who costs us less than $6 billion a year doing it.

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  12. 30. sij

    “In the same batch of documentation, she also revealed her acceptance of tickets to the Boxing Day Test match at the MCG and a freebie Christmas ham from the pork lobby.” That paragraph has still got be checking this article for a ‘satire warning’.

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  13. 30. sij
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  14. 26. sij

    Staffers, senior or otherwise, are not independent or autonomous operatives. They are the employees of the member whose office they staff and their actions are that member’s direct responsibility.

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  15. 25. sij

    Bettina Arendt given recognition for proving that a woman can be just as big a misogynist as a man.

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  16. 24. sij

    So what are we paying Amanda Vanstone's $80k per annum pention for life for? While we're at it, what were we paying her six figure salary for before she retired?

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  17. 21. sij

    John Howard will probably leave a longer lasting legacy on Australia than any other prime minister. Which is a really depressing thought.

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  18. 20. sij

    At least he hasn't been convicted of a serious crime, like say using $954 worth of taxi vouchers to visit some wineries.

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  19. 20. sij

    On a completely unrelated note, the maximum penalties for Centrelink fraud is 10 years imprisonment for offences of obtaining property and obtaining a financial advantage by deception and 5 years imprisonment for an offence of general dishonesty.

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  20. 20. sij

    They lie, they steal and they don’t give a shit about you. There’s your coverage of Australian federal politics for the next two years or so. via

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  21. 19. sij
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