Richard Stanton

@RichStanton

Delusional asshole / videogame critic for the Guardian, Vice, Eurogamer & many more. Author of A Brief History of Videogames

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Joined February 2009

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  1. Mr Bak's been hitting the brandy, Bezier must be doing alright on Steam.

  2. They're also Glaswegian which makes a bit more sense but still.

  3. Just seen someone use 'Ano' meaning 'I know.' This is a textspeak too far.

  4. If this keeps up then we might have a summer of doctors and teachers striking together. Another victory for compassionate Conservatism.

  5. I made the mistake of euphemism, she's only 3. Said he'd gone to sleep but wouldn't wake up. She said "well maybe he'll get up tomorrow."

  6. His name was Arthur but everyone called him Archie. My partner's obviously devastated. My daughter isn't bothered at all, too young.

  7. My father-in-law died. It was expected, but a sad old time. He was a great laugh, first time we met he called his kids "bloodsucking cruds"

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    let's cut to what's really important

  9. George Osborne is sitting in 11 Downing Street, faving then un-faving this tweet so he can fave it again.

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    Mind blown Cat!!! The humans are replicating us!

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  13. "Nicola Sturgeon could be sat in [Balmoral] now – we know she had her eye on it – it was a damn close-run thing.”

  14. The anonymous source in this story is very funny Exclusive: royal family considering dramatic Brexit intervention

  15. What planet do these people live on? Just astounding. All to save absolute peanuts on the health service, this government is crazy.

  16. Stunning line from the DoH saying female doctors should "arrange informal childcare" if they're forced to work evenings / weekends.

  17. A Tory policy that targets women? Shocked I say. Female doctors may be forced to quit over new contract, experts say

  18. That was only for a few months after release, yeah? And DLC obviously. She's fine, very healthy, a bit of hunger is character-building imo.

  19. Just popped to the shops, listening to the where accidentally implies I neglect my daughter to play Bloodborne!

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