Omg nothing makes me want to get a few antennas and learn how to hack a car alarm like this tiny car across the street that has been going off every 3.5 minutes since the tiny earthquake for no good reason
Worst bug ever #allpunsintendedpic.twitter.com/9XvxHkqJHZ
Easier way is climbing under it, finding where the heavy + cable bolts onto the alternator or starter solenoid, and connecting it to the chassis through an 0.1Ω resistor. :-)