“Stop the motor! Oil press.!” flashing red on the dashboard, bad sign right? 
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I decide to risk it to nearest garage, and with half a mile to go, big accident blocking way. brb begging for a quart or oil from the tow trucks.
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what kind of a tow truck doesn’t carry extra oil
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I make it to a garage, it’s long closed (YOU’RE WRONG GOOGLE MAPS!!). I see “Exxon” in broken from corner of my eye, and it *is* a garage but they’re closed for business except they’re gathered for a music practice and someone is playing blues guitar. Think I’m staying.
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I kid you not. Also they have oil, but we’re good.pic.twitter.com/qM99rvDd7g
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I can luck into this but can’t fix a typo, *“Exxon in broken neon”pic.twitter.com/zBHmbq4syS
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Also the car has oil, it was the coolant that leaked out. The dashboard is drunk? \_(ツ)_/¯
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I’m still there!
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zeynep tufekci Retweeted Antifragile Business
Nah, I dissolve into sea foam between lectures—sometimes reconstituted to write opeds, too, but that’s it.https://twitter.com/antifragilebr/status/937841975654518794 …
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anyway car is being fixed (leaky hose), i got a ride back, and it’s apparently good to have a jug of coolant in the trunk, as i did (but not oil).
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In a pinch you can fix this with a bunch of rubber bands secured with a rag tied around the leaking hose.
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