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Rhett Reese
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Writer/producer. Deadpool 1 & 2, Zombieland 1 & 2, Joe Schmo 1 & 2, Life, Six Underground, Wayne. Novel 'Anxiety' available on Amazon for $4.99!
Joined May 2008
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I haven’t once gotten excited my guys are suddenly putting pressure on the QB when it wasn’t a screen pass.
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Cool clothes don’t take me from uncool to cool, I take them from cool to uncool.
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Imagine a million dollar bill fluttering through your hands.
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Ridiculously spoiler free…
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Quick explainer video that tackles…
1) Timeline questions
2) Logan canon
3) MCU FAQ
4) Whether we can do this all day or not
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Hughe News.
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A play *breaks* down.
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He HAS to take off running - either by design or once a play break down - at least eight times a game. He's so intent on NOT running that the defense can now safely ignore his greatest asset, rather than being haunted by the specter of it every play. Things would open up! twitter.com/sbordow/status…
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He HAS to take off running - either by design or once a play break down - at least eight times a game. He's so intent on NOT running that the defense can now safely ignore his greatest asset, rather than being haunted by the specter of it every play. Things would open up!
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Here's what I don't understand about Kingsbury's play-calling: Cardinals are down several receivers. Why not use Kyler Murray's legs as a weapon? He ran the ball twice today for 8 yards.
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This. ‘Players’ is much better than many highly decorated TV shows. We need more.
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A show about esports on Paramount+ sounds like a demographic nightmare, but holy wow "Players" rocks. ew.com/tv/tv-reviews/
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The Seahawks have literally never played in a normal game.
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What Dan Perrault and Tony Yacenda are doing (‘American Vandal’ and now ‘Players’) is just on another level from the rest of us. Better to deserve Emmys and not get them than get them and not deserve them. Creamcheese is my favorite character in ages. Hats off, boys.
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Replying to @Gabino_Iglesias
Watching the criminally underrated Wayne on Amazon Prime. If John Hughes and Walter Hill had co-directed a script by Dennis Lehane, it might have felt like this show. Can’t recommend enough. Pairs well with my re-read of Paul Tremblay’s The Little Sleep, another Boston banger.
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Watching the criminally underrated Wayne on Amazon Prime. If John Hughes and Walter Hill had co-directed a script by Dennis Lehane, it might have felt like this show. Can’t recommend enough. Pairs well with my re-read of Paul Tremblay’s The Little Sleep, another Boston banger.
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When I help my wife rehearse, she always hands me her sides (script pages) and says something like, ‘You’re everyone but Emily.’ To which I always reply, ‘That’s going to be the title of my memoir: Everyone but Emily.’
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This shadow on the Superstition Mountains, Apache Junction, AZ, the cougar, only appears twice a year for approximately a week just as the sun is setting.
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Just once, I’d love to see someone who tests positive for steroids *not* blame it on a supplement, but instead simply say, ‘Yeah, I was dumb enough to get caught for something literally everyone is doing out of competitive necessity, and the league isn’t even trying to police.’
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I once gave a note to an editor to cut the scene to the music and not the other way around. Like a music video. Love how you noticed this! Thanks for pointing it out.
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So are we gonna talk about how the Mission:Impossible theme is basically performed as punches in the bathroom fight scene in Fallout or nah?
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This tweet in praise of Foreigner.
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The best sign I’ve ever seen in the wild!
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Man Just Going To Assume Apartment Has Functional Carbon Monoxide Detector Somewhere bit.ly/3oBUhSJ
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Man Wearing Low-Cut Swimsuit As Though Public Pool A Sun-Kissed Sardinian Cove bit.ly/3B3b5tn
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Was one of the best moments of my life too. Just cloud ten.
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Tim Miller says one of the proudest moments of his life is when the first footage for ‘DEADPOOL’ premiered at #SDCC and the crowd asked for it to be played again #SDCC
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I’ve been to four straight premieres where someone gets up and says it’s been ten years from the inception of this project to now.
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Hurry and stream your copy of Deadpool, Deadpool 2, and Logan on starting this Friday, before someone comes to their senses and they go back in the vault forever.
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In case there is anyone out there still romanticizing writing it is largely sitting inside while other people do stuff.
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Lord, yes. PowerWash Simulator review: a first-person soother built to relieve pressure | Rock Paper Shotgun
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Based on my informal research, half the folks who saw Deadpool 2 never realized this was Matt Damon. Let’s educate them.
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James Cameron emerges from the bottom of the ocean every few eons like Film Cthulhu, calls everyone an idiot, and pockets a cool billion before submerging once more.
A king, an icon, a legend.
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James Cameron on ‘AVATAR: THE WAY OF WATER’ being 3 hours long.
“I can almost write this part of the review. ‘The agonisingly long 3-hour movie…’ It’s like, give me a fucking break. I’ve watched my kids sit & do 5 one-hour episodes in a row.”
(Source: empireonline.com/movies/news/ja)
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You’re teaching a TV writing course. What’s the 5 “perfect” shows you assign your students to study?
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#MyFavorites
Movie: Field of Dreams
TV Show: Breaking Bad
Book: Pride and Prejudice
Album: Rage Against the Machine
Comic: Iron Man
Game: Starcraft
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#MyFavorites:
Movie: The Long Goodbye
TV show: Patriot
Book: The Last Gentleman
Album: The Rise & Fall of Ziggy Stardust & the Spiders from Mars
Comic: Watchmen
Game: Knights of the Old Republic twitter.com/BrianLynch/sta…
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Not all heroes drive Teslas
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As expected, ‘Players’ is amazing. Funny, yes, but so, so much more. Can’t wait for the final six.
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Almost ten years from the day we were first sent George Saunders’s excellent short story, the movie is ready to see!
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Can we get you something for how you're feeling?
From the director of TOP GUN: MAVERICK and TRON: LEGACY comes SPIDERHEAD—a psychological thriller starring @chrishemsworth, @miles_teller, and @jurneesmollett, now on Netflix.
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Real Life: these work every time.
Movies: they’ve never worked once.
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