Rex Huppke
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@RexHuppke @TeaPartyCat "Deny thyself, take up thy cross and follow Me, so long as thy investment income is secure."
My favorite part of the Bible is where Jesus gives money to the rich, tells the poor to suck it up and asks for Caesar's birth certificate.
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@RexHuppke@CloudContact you forgot the part where Jesus demands a co pay for working healthcare miracles. -
@RexHuppke@molodyko ah yes, Jesus's conservative years before he and Frodo threw the ring into the volcano. My favorite too. -
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@RexHuppke@gollygee13 I missed that in the King James, was that the John Gault translation? :( -
@cottoneyedjo@RexHuppke I'm just very thankful@PRyan wasn't one of the 13 Disciples of Christ; Judas Iscariot had already been selected.
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@RexHuppke My fav part of the Bible is Jesus' story of the father greeting the returning prodigal son with, "The Inn's full try the street!" - Show more
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@RexHuppke@judetx How about the bit where he told the 5000 to get a f*ing job. Classic Jesus. -
@katie_did_not@judetx@RexHuppke I like the part where he tipped over the money changers tables and whipped them out of the Temple
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@RexHuppke@Remilbus1138 were you watching the Republican debates again?
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@MidnightsFury@RexHuppke Hehehehehe...
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@RexHuppke It's easy to target a religion that doesn't hit you back. 5th grader bully! -
@RexHuppke Hey Rex what's your fav part of the Koran? The 70 virgins? The burka? Hmmm I challenge u to be funny with that prophet. Come on! -
@RexHuppke my favorite part of the Bible is when they put him on the cross and even then he forgives people like you. I so much envy him! -
@RexHuppke http://nyv.me/l/9Nea my favorite part is where Jesus never ask poor to give their money to Caesar so Caesar can redistribute -
@RexHuppke You are the problem. Show me your work critical of Hillary. -
@RexHuppke@MPAVictoria I liked the part where Jesus sold the money lenders naming rights to the temple -
@RexHuppke@DaAwesumPossum You sound like a Bible quotin' religious right winger to me. Hallelujah. -
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@RexHuppke what about the part where he said his dad hates the queers? - Show more
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