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(VERY SERIOUS) Chicago Tribune humor columnist (syndicated). Narwhal lover. Hypocrisy enthusiast. ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE (2017 to present).

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    Rex Huppke‏Verified account @RexHuppke Jan 14

    Oh, lord help me. IF YOU DO OR SAY SOMETHING HORRIBLE AND THEN YOUR COMPANY OR YOUR UNIVERSITY OR YOUR FRIENDS SUDDENLY WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU, IT'S NOT "CANCEL CULTURE," YOU SELF-RIGHTEOUS FART-NIBBLING NINCOMPOOPS!! IT'S YOU BEING A HORRIBLE PERSON AND NOBODY WANTING TO...

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      2. Rex Huppke‏Verified account @RexHuppke Jan 14

        ...BE ASSOCIATED WITH YOUR MISERABLE ASS! IT'S NOT A CONSPIRACY, IT'S A FUCKING CONSEQUENCE. IF I GO OUT AND FILM MYSELF PUNCHING A DONKEY, I'M GONNA GET FIRED AND MY FRIENDS ARE GOING TO BACK AWAY SLOWLY SAYING, "DUDE, WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU, WHY WOULD YOU PUNCH...

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      3. Rex Huppke‏Verified account @RexHuppke Jan 14

        ...A DONKEY, THAT'S SOME MESSED UP SHIT, MAN." AND GUESS WHAT? THEY'D BE REALLY, REALLY RIGHT TO FEEL THAT WAY. SO IF YOU GO AND RAID THE FREAKING U.S. CAPITOL AND KILL A COP AND PARROT A BUNCH OF CONSPIRATORIAL NONSENSE ABOUT A STOLEN ELECTION, GUESS WHAT?? YOU'RE GONNA GET...

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      4. Rex Huppke‏Verified account @RexHuppke Jan 14

        ...FIRED AND MAYBE ARRESTED AND YOU'LL BE A SOCIAL PARIAH AND, IF THERE'S AN OUNCE OF JUSTICE IN THIS WORLD, WHICH THERE PROBABLY ISN'T, YOU'LL STRUGGLE TO EVER FIND ANOTHER JOB AGAIN. THAT'S NOT BECAUSE "THE LIBERALS ARE SO MEAN."

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      5. Rex Huppke‏Verified account @RexHuppke Jan 14

        IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE A COMPLETE, ASS-QUACKING, NONSENSE-MAINLINING FREAK AND NOBODY WITH FUNCTIONING BRAIN CELLS WANTS TO BE ANYWHERE IN YOUR ORBIT, LEST YOU SOMEHOW INFECT THEM WITH YOUR TOXIC STUPIDITY. THIS IS NOT DIFFICULT. THIS IS THE KIND OF STUFF WE LEARN IN GRADE SCHOOL.

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      6. Rex Huppke‏Verified account @RexHuppke Jan 14

        AND IF I HEAR ONE MORE TRUMP-LOVING, FAUX-VICTIMIZED, WOE-IS-ME WHITE DUDE WAILING ABOUT CANCEL CULTURE, I AM GOING TO LOSE WHAT'S LEFT OF MY DAMN MIND. WE ALL FACE CONSEQUENCES FOR OUR BEHAVIOR. I DO. YOU DO. EVERYONE DOES. IF YOU GET IN TROUBLE, MAYBE PUT A PIN IN THE...

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      7. Rex Huppke‏Verified account @RexHuppke Jan 14

        ..."WHAA-WHAA, CANCEL CULTURE!" HORSECRAP AND SEE IF YOUR BRAIN CAN FOCUS LONG ENOUGH TO ANSWER THE QUESTIONS: "IS IT POSSIBLE I JUST DID SOMETHING REALLY STUPID AND OFFENSIVE? IS IT POSSIBLE THERE ARE OTHER PEOPLE BESIDES ME IN THIS WORLD WHO MIGHT BE HURT BY MY ACTIONS?"

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      8. Rex Huppke‏Verified account @RexHuppke Jan 14

        SWEET MOTHER OF GOD, THIS BOLLOCKS HAS GONE ON LONG ENOUGH. SHUT THE BLOODY HELL UP ABOUT CANCEL CULTURE AND TAKE SOME PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY. TRY, FOR A SINGLE BLESSED MOMENT, TO NOT BE A MISERABLE WRETCH. You'll be amazed at how much easier things get. God I'm tired. END

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      2. Kevin Williams‏ @TribuneKevin Jan 14
        Replying to @RexHuppke

        Hey, do you have a therapy dog or something you can hug? I hear it helps.

        3 replies 0 retweets 23 likes
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      1. Older than dirt‏ @lyraedro Jan 14
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        consequences culture

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