I'm wondering if this is really his work because surely his would have a rhyming scheme similar to One fish. Two fish. Red fish. Blue fish.
BREAKING: Scott Pruitt becomes first U.S. cabinet official to ever resign via epic poempic.twitter.com/0YYJbixXDW
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He was caught between the Scylla and charibydis.
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Okay that’s about 1000x too smart for twitter dot com [he says having just googled ... those words].
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Ha Ha Ha!!!!! Thanks, that's the funniest fucking thing I've seen in a long time! LOL...
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Perfect parody of Pruitt’s actual resignation letter
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I'm glad I happened to read copy of the actual resignation letter before I came across the satirical poem to be able to fully appreciate what a superbly accurate parody it truly is!
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That's pretty amazing. If only the word "glistening" could have been worked in there somewhere. Or "moist".
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Wasn't this the same poem sent to Trump by Kim Jong Un?
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