Honesty is the best policy
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Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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This looks like something you’d see on Reno 911 lol
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“If that’s what you’re looking for, that’s what I got.” =my new life motto.
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I don't care; y'all ain't gonna hurt my feelings none.
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My wife’s boyfriend


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Right? Like not her EX-boyfriend? As in present tense?
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First off did he say my wife’s boyfriend? Secondly, I am now moving to Texas buying a trailer and getting the Law Hawk as my lawyer. Who knew.
I never thought these commercials would bring me so much joy this morning. Lmao
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I want nothing this man sells but I want to buy something from him.
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There’s sweet tees for sell on their site.
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