Dog: WHAT IF I'M HERE ALONE FOREVER Dog 911: WHAT WILL U EAT Dog: probably eat the cat LOL Dog 911: LOL
Dog 911: what's ur emergency? Dog: MY HUMAN WENT TO WORK Dog 911: so? Dog: WHAT IF THIS TIME HE DOESN'T COME BACK Dog 911: OMG Dog: OMG
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@Reverend_Scott As if, the cat would totally eat the dog. I see my cat licking his lips looking at ME if I'm a bit late for his food.
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this might be my favorite thing in my mentions right nowpic.twitter.com/dvV0OOm2wj
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this definately deserved a revisithttps://twitter.com/martinoxon/status/1009134367535521794 …
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I think we have a clear winner here
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I was aiming for 3rd grade humor, so thank youhttps://twitter.com/AGo1/status/1010492881352773632 …
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4th grade humor. Not funny the least bit.
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I love those who see a joke tweet with 20k+ likes take the time to message the joke writer just to say “not funny” rather than thinking to themselves “I don’t believe that to be funny” and moving on with their lives without attempting to hurt a complete stranger’s feelings
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... and two and half years later.
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Ha! I didn’t even notice that. *sees Dick Cavett in the street* “your monologues in the early 1960’s were not funny. 4th grade humor”
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Ironically, if you read the replies, a lot of people found the tweet to be more sad than funny anyway
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@Wombat32@Reverend_Scott Truth. Make happen. Basic social service.
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@Reverend_Scott@EyePatchGuy Cat: My human went to work Cat 911: can you see the bottom of the food bowl Cat: no Cat 911: NP Cat: kthxbai -
@Arlnee@Reverend_Scott@EyePatchGuy You don't have a cat. They get super antsy when the dish is down to 3/4 full. -
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@Reverend_Scott@EyePatchGuy#catsplaining
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