Reverend Scott
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Get on your knees and pray... and while you're down there...
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Cop: Know why I stopped u? "To compliment my hair?" Cop: [looking down moving toe around in the dirt] Maaaaybe.
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Kanye: ZOMBIES SCARE ME Kim: That's nice, honey.
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me folding laundry: ugh another sock is missing puppet on my hand: how does that keep happening
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Have any tin cans? He loves 'em. "GET THE GOAT IT OF MY OFFICE"
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"SMITH, GET IN MY OFFICE" Ya, boss? [baby goat eating papers on desk] "What is this??" It's bring your kid to work day. "Fair enough"
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Seriously, I don't want a grill. "Dad Genie seriously don't care"
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[falls over in chair] AM I IN THE FUTURE NOW? "Give this man a raise"
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No offence to the Chinese but I just got out of a finger trap in less than 3 days.
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"We're looking to hire someone with imagination" [spinning in chair not paying attention] LOOK AT ME I'M IN A TIME MACHINE "You're hired"
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Good luck bro. "I don't need luck, bro"
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[house hunters] "I'm looking for a house with 3 bedrooms and a lot of warmth." Realtor: Say no more. pic.twitter.com/AHb4FGfBAB
3:58 PM - 29 May 2015 · Details -
Whatcha doin tonight, bro? "Got a first date, bro" U ready to go, bro? [straight up drinks axe body spray] "I am now, bro"
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blood power ftw
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@Arbys I hope that smoking was medicinal -
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@Reverend_Scott prison is great, thanks -
Let me know how much better ur life is now after my wisdom
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lol Arby's brisket high af pic.twitter.com/nXAC529zOn
9:17 AM - 29 May 2015 · Details -
ABI: always be improving
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If someone is better at something than you, learn from them, let them teach you, or bathe in their blood so you can absorb their power.
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Giving those kids that won the spelling bee a dictionary is kinda like giving an astronaut a telescope.
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