Reverend Scott

@Reverend_Scott

Get on your knees and pray... and while you're down there...

I don't know, Church?
Joined October 2010

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  1. Kanye: ZOMBIES SCARE ME Kim: That's nice, honey.

  2. retweeted

    me folding laundry: ugh another sock is missing puppet on my hand: how does that keep happening

  3. Have any tin cans? He loves 'em. "GET THE GOAT IT OF MY OFFICE"

  4. "SMITH, GET IN MY OFFICE" Ya, boss? [baby goat eating papers on desk] "What is this??" It's bring your kid to work day. "Fair enough"

  5. Seriously, I don't want a grill. "Dad Genie seriously don't care"

  6. [falls over in chair] AM I IN THE FUTURE NOW? "Give this man a raise"

  7. retweeted

    No offence to the Chinese but I just got out of a finger trap in less than 3 days.

  8. "We're looking to hire someone with imagination" [spinning in chair not paying attention] LOOK AT ME I'M IN A TIME MACHINE "You're hired"

  9. Good luck bro. "I don't need luck, bro"

  10. [house hunters] "I'm looking for a house with 3 bedrooms and a lot of warmth." Realtor: Say no more.

  11. Whatcha doin tonight, bro? "Got a first date, bro" U ready to go, bro? [straight up drinks axe body spray] "I am now, bro"

  12. blood power ftw

  13. hey I hope that smoking was medicinal

  14. retweeted

    prison is great, thanks

  15. Let me know how much better ur life is now after my wisdom

  16. lol Arby's brisket high af

  17. ABI: always be improving

  18. If someone is better at something than you, learn from them, let them teach you, or bathe in their blood so you can absorb their power.

  19. Giving those kids that won the spelling bee a dictionary is kinda like giving an astronaut a telescope.

  20. good night, joe biden.

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