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Was Sam Smith created in a lab to annoy me, specifically? Impossible to say but def made in a lab to be annoying
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Refusing to take this review seriously until there’s firm evidence that a Ukraine flag on the mask provides protection against both viruses and sin
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Update on the 2020 Cochrane review on the effect of physical interventions of influenza / SARS‐CoV‐2 transmission. The results do not suggest medical/surgical masks reduce viral spread. N95/P2 respirators might have some marginal impact.
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Find yourself a wife who dreams of raising kids on a poppy plantation, not a girl boss wearing white after Labor Day.
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Doesn’t even invoke an inertial frame this shit isn’t passing
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How did I never realize this was high school physics nerd shit
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An apparently unspoken agreement among internet researchers that one can acknowledge the existence of digital social contagion and the radicalising powers of platforms but only so long as one limits one's case studies to the far right.
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Also I’m experiencing psychic pain
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(It’s an Iain Banks line)
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a hangover is just “the psychic pain of realising that the world is not really as splendid as it seemed the evening before.”
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Start the year off as you intend you continue
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Happy new year!
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New Years Resolutions:
- Get weirdly into System of a Down despite never really paying attention to them before
- start a crypto scam
- write a hit Broadway musical that nobody ever gets to hear
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Can anyone help get unsuspended by the cruel Twitter algorithms? please let our queen exercise her free speech
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My 2023 predictions
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Ethel Cain - American Teenager
Cranberries - Dreams
Lady Antebellum - need you now
Name a better continuous song with the exact same melody
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Me: uh oh someone's under the mistletoe!
Raccoon I've cornered in the garage:
*hisses angrily*
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Merry Christmas!
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I love official meteorological statements using words like “bitterly cold winds.” It’s poetry in action.
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This is a super banger tweet that will surely get a lot of views because of how awesome it is
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Episodes called “Bussy riot” and “gobble me, daddy” followed by a Pulitzer-prize award winning journalist are a clear sign of right opportunism
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This is still one of the strangest times in my life. Looking back, it’s like a dream. Serious column inches were spilled contemplating the political implications of appearing on a podcast that mostly subsisted on drunk dick jokes.
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While this country’s response to the pandemic sucked, that was also the beautiful golden time of the Twink Revolution podcast 🥲
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Each sphynx cat will get its own annoying Instagram account too
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Thinking about becoming the kind of guy who owns a lot of sphynx cats
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This is why the truth of the JFK assassination is so important, and why it's still guarded so viciously by the state agencies behind it: it clearly reveals the charade of US democracy, and who has really been in charge
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Replying to @dirtydolphy
There was a coup in 1963 and most people's perception of American Democracy is and always was completely bunk
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Sat next to someone on the plane wearing santal 33 and visibly protruding across the arm rest into my personal space
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I wouldn't say New Yorkers are unprepared for nuclear attack, given so many people there wear Santal 33
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Winter darkness is getting to me. Can’t work on the car. Need a new diversion
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*receiving direct feedback on my poor behavior and its effect on others* wow that’s a total nothingburger
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"nothingburger" — no one is forcing you to use this word. you can have a long, happy, productive life and never use it once.
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Did you know that there’s a burrito tunnel under Alameda-Weehawken
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Who gives a fuck about Christmas stuff and decorations but I need to do it right?
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This might be mean. If you don’t understand this, Google it and then exact your revenge when we are in simulated AI eternal hell forever.
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Now that everybody is getting super into sinister AI content generation, it’s time to tell them about Roko’s basilisk
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Why is everyone talking about the ethnically non monogamous. Rachel Dolezal is living quietly with her little website and arts and crafts
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Every Instagram narcissist has become furry fan art overnight
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Every gay online this week
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First, click on this link. Just click it. You'll see how these liberal media employees operate as a hive mind, an in-group pack, reciting the same phrases on cue. They have no novel thoughts. They're Democratic Party activists who unite as pack animals:
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