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Reuben Glaser
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Midwestern 'humorist' and 'satirist.' Also a writer, comedian, and actor. Used to co-host JOAK PARK. Formerly of . Created Little Face Mitt.
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Does Trump’s dumbass proposal for a year long USA party involve any time off of work? Otherwise I’m not listening
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My favorite instrument is the 3-5 identical men who expressionlessly stand shoulder to shoulder and rhythmically say "AYY," like the ones you hear in Iggy Azalea's "Fancy."
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Wow, that DeSantis campaign launch with Elon Musk sounds like it was a DISASTER!
I do appreciate DeSantis coining the term “Pudding Pal” though, lol
W O W L O O K I T T H I S H I H O W A R E Y O U G U YS G O O D T O S E E Y A S O W H A T T Y A G O T ?
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lots of tasty political drama going on in Bulgaria right now, for those who are into that sort of thing
Can anybody who has spent a ton of time around Shrek confirm if he actually DOES always say “better out than in” or is he just LYING again?
I don't know too much about this upcoming Turkish presidential election, but I do know that I like how the main opposition guy seems to do this finger-heart thing a lot:
Santos appears to be facing…consequences? For his immoral actions? In this day and age I do not believe it. He’s a Republican so this would truly be a first.
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Dammit, has this window closed too??
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My new wildest ambition as an actor is to play “friend of Beetlejuice” in a sequel to Beetlejuice.
I mean, just playing any character in any real movie would be neat but if I’m going to set goals I may as well make them lofty!
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I am doing a deep dive into my old Facebook history and some of this stuff really did not age well.
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It's interesting that one of the caveats of sudden massive fame is that you have to show up to the MET Gala in a silly little outfit that looks like something some teen sisters would dress their littlest sibling in for fun, except instead of sisters doing it, it's HOLLYWOOD
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My favorite internet move is when people write vague comments demanding we “bring back” things that went away because nobody wanted them when they were still there.
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something not enough people ask is why the "R" in the Ripley's Believe It Or Not logo looks so weird.
Why's it look like that? What was the guy doing? Why does it have an extra serif on the bottom? How many strokes did it take? Why?
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in what world, and for what reason and potential gain, would somebody ever volunteer to do this for free
I really am worried that this is the part where Tucker Carlson launches a shambolic, vitriolic, hard right nationalist campaign for president just to maintain his fading relevancy but then he accidentally actually wins. I mean, it's not like that's unprecedented or anything.
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Tucker Carlson FIRED. Leaked Audio. Incredibly damning
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oh god, the bitch is going to run for president now isn't he
all I remember about my dream last night was something about a comedy movie about four rival groups of power-walkers who dressed in different colors and Bill Murray was the leader of the blue power-walkers.
Years ago I ran a parody account about an arrogant rightwing president of an organization who was slowly suffering from brain damage. I posted this fake meme in 2020 as an example of what an idiot like that would find funny. I had no idea I was running an parody account
CEOs are the scariest element of human society.
This is the most amusing picture I've ever seen
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Always great to see one of the greats in Springfield, @JoakimNoah!
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I would say this is similar to the tale of Icarus but it doesn’t look like the rocket managed to get very close to the sun…
