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    1. Respectable Lawyer‏ @RespectableLaw Aug 29

      I want to talk about the phrase “monkey it up,” because as someone who managed a car repair shop in Texas, I know what that phrase means.

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    2. Respectable Lawyer‏ @RespectableLaw Aug 29

      A lot of people have been commenting that “monkey it up” is not a phrase people say. And it’s true that when you google the phrase and filter out today’s news, you won’t find much.

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    3. Respectable Lawyer‏ @RespectableLaw Aug 29

      But you will find a couple of references to the phrase on car repair forums. The phrase means “messing up a repair badly because you don’t know what you’re doing.” Here are a couple of examples. It is very, very common in southern repair shops.pic.twitter.com/LunXfH4IZl

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    4. Respectable Lawyer‏ @RespectableLaw Aug 29

      And importantly, the phrase is a first-cousin of another more well-known racist phrase, “n*****-rigging.” It has the same meaning.

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      Respectable Lawyer‏ @RespectableLaw Aug 29

      When a redneck auto mechanic scolds a colleague for “monkeying something up,” it means he did the repair like a black person would do it.

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        2. Respectable Lawyer‏ @RespectableLaw Aug 29

          The same thing holds true for a far-right wing GOP governor candidate from Florida.

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        3. Respectable Lawyer‏ @RespectableLaw Aug 29

          Respectable Lawyer Retweeted Respectable Lawyer

          Another great Texas auto shop anecdote:https://twitter.com/RespectableLaw/status/1033479564318658564 …

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          Respectable Lawyer @RespectableLaw
          "And that's when I knew Dale Earnhardt had to die in that race. Because Jesus needed someone he could trust to drive all those 9/11 people to heaven." https://twitter.com/markedly/status/1030605952603631616 …
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        4. Respectable Lawyer‏ @RespectableLaw Aug 29

          Respectable Lawyer Retweeted Respectable Lawyer

          If you're curious, come learn about the origin of related phrases, such as "grease monkey," "monkey wrench," and "jury rigged," which has nothing to do with a courtroom.https://twitter.com/RespectableLaw/status/1034941451367587840 …

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          Respectable Lawyer @RespectableLaw
          We’re all learning a bit about etymology today. https://twitter.com/respectablelaw/status/1034916502347161600?s=12 …
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        5. Respectable Lawyer‏ @RespectableLaw Aug 29

          Let's me be clear. I concede you can use the phrase ignorant of its cultural baggage, especially outside the south (that's how dog whistles work). But in my job, I knew what it meant when a white Florida mechanic said "Give me this job, not Darnell, he's gonna monkey it up."

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        6. Respectable Lawyer‏ @RespectableLaw Aug 30

          Another story because this is getting attention: One day my wife is at day care playing with the kids. A girl something silly, and my wife says "What are you doing, you little monkey?" As she said it, she was paralyzed. The little girl was black. So are two of the aides.

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        7. Respectable Lawyer‏ @RespectableLaw Aug 30

          My wife calls my son "little monkey," but this was different. She was mortified at herself. She's an upper middle class lawyer, but raised in rural Texas, and hyper-aware of how bad this was. Because here, the word "monkey" means something awful when juxtaposed with black folk.

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        8. Respectable Lawyer‏ @RespectableLaw Aug 30

          And my wife slipped up. She meant nothing bad, but it was wildly inappropriate. But what we saw from DeSantis looks nothing like a slip up. You might call a kid "monkey" if you routinely calls kids monkeys, as my wife does. But "monkey it up" about your black opponent? Please.

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        2. Aetius‏ @AetiusReforged Aug 29
          Replying to @RespectableLaw

          Are you saying black people are terrible at auto repair? That’s pretty racist.

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        3. Respectable Lawyer‏ @RespectableLaw Aug 29
          Replying to @AetiusReforged

          No I’m obviously saying redneck mechanics believe black mechanics are bad at their job.

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        4. Aetius‏ @AetiusReforged Aug 29
          Replying to @RespectableLaw

          Aetius Retweeted Respectable Lawyer

          So if mechanics use the term, then mechanics are racist rednecks? I mean it’s quite the leap to go from this convo you posted to you thinking “all blacks are bad mechanics”https://twitter.com/respectablelaw/status/1034905998845267968?s=21 …

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          Respectable Lawyer @RespectableLaw
          But you will find a couple of references to the phrase on car repair forums. The phrase means “messing up a repair badly because you don’t know what you’re doing.” Here are a couple of examples. It is very, very common in southern repair shops. pic.twitter.com/LunXfH4IZl
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        5. Respectable Lawyer‏ @RespectableLaw Aug 29
          Replying to @AetiusReforged

          I'm sorry to tell you this dude but you have brain parasites.

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        6. Aetius‏ @AetiusReforged Aug 29
          Replying to @RespectableLaw

          It’s almost like you’re bullshitting this for likes and retweets. Do you scold parents for being racist when they say kids are monkeying around or do you grab your pearls and faint on a couch like a new aged Victorian?

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        2. Sue Sume‏ @sue_sume Aug 29
          Replying to @RespectableLaw

          I have heard the term “monkey wrenching” from my dad (born 1915) I always took it to mean a version of “shade tree mechanic” but less skilled. I have no doubt at all about what the candidate meant and now realize my dad’s meaning probably wasn’t innocent as well.

          7 replies 1 retweet 30 likes
        3. Craig Blair‏ @fourblairs Aug 29
          Replying to @sue_sume @RespectableLaw

          mon·key wrench ˈməNGkē ˌrenCH/Submit noun 1. an adjustable wrench with large jaws that has its adjusting screw contained in the handle. verbinformal 1. sabotage (something), especially as a form of protest. "the five defendants who received jail sentences for monkeywrenching"

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        4. Respectable Lawyer‏ @RespectableLaw Aug 29
          Replying to @fourblairs @sue_sume

          Respectable Lawyer Retweeted Respectable Lawyer

          https://twitter.com/RespectableLaw/status/1035007098134949888 …

          Respectable Lawyer added,

          Respectable Lawyer @RespectableLaw
          Replying to @debmcleod13
          Actually in that case, "monkey" is a nautical term meaning "denoting a small light structure or piece of equipment contrived to suit an immediate purpose." Such as a monkey foresail or a monkey bridge.
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        2. John Smith‏ @GloriousApricot Aug 29
          Replying to @RespectableLaw

          Do you think that this "far-right wing" GOP candidate gets his phrases from redneck, racist car mechanics in Texas?

          4 replies 0 retweets 1 like
        3. Ellis Greggs‏ @EllisGreggs Aug 29
          Replying to @GloriousApricot @RespectableLaw

          Nah, probably Florida.

          1 reply 0 retweets 32 likes
        4. Michael Meitbual‏ @mikeymeitbual Aug 29
          Replying to @EllisGreggs @GloriousApricot @RespectableLaw

          I know the map says otherwise but they're closer than a person might believe.

          1 reply 0 retweets 12 likes
        5. Respectable Lawyer‏ @RespectableLaw Aug 29
          Replying to @mikeymeitbual @EllisGreggs @GloriousApricot

          This is soooooo true.

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        6. Spoox 🌹Boo!x‏ @Cox_Box_Tornado Aug 29
          Replying to @RespectableLaw @mikeymeitbual and

          Florida: the further north you go, the more South it gets!

          2 replies 0 retweets 12 likes
        7. Shelley‏ @ShelleyARNP Aug 29
          Replying to @Cox_Box_Tornado @RespectableLaw and

          We lived in Navarre FL for nine years, they call the area “LA” for Lower Alabama

          0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
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