Continued: Keep cooking until a black smoke collects in kitchen. Realize you've burnt the meat. Scream at your garbage can while you toss inedible food into it. Search couch for lose change and take bus to Wendy's.
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Continued: Ask for a burger. Get a burger. Get back on bus and return home with meal. Start up Netflix and prepare to eat and discover they forgot your french fries. Scream at paper bag. Search your other couch for lose change, get back on bus and head to Wendy's.
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Continued: Run into Wendy's. Staff rotated. They ask you to prove that you purchased meal less than an hour ago. You forgot receipt at home. Demand to talk to manager. Cashier is the manager. Manager asks you to leave store. You throw shoe at manager.
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Continued: Manager calls cops. Proceed to run on foot with only one shoe away from Wendy's. Police sirens in the distance. Move faster. Make a break for it down a backyard and jump a fence. Your shirt gets torn and you cut your right nipple. Sirens louder. Keep running.
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Continued: A giant light in the distance shines. It's brilliance in the dead of the night calls to you. You approach and limp into building. Your vision dim you scan across the interior and find a counter. You slump over it and glare forward.
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Continued: "Hello Sir. How may I help you?" you hear as some cloudy image of a person enters your focus. The smell of real home style roast beef envelopes you. "Bacon Beef N' Cheddar." you whimper as you toss the rest of your lose change on the counter.
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Continued: The server slides you the sandwich. You unwrap it and attempt to take a single bite. Before you can the Police kick the door in. You pull the server over the counter and push a plastic butter knife to their neck. "FREEZE! PUT DOWN THE KNIFE AND LET GO OF THE HOSTAGE!"
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Continued: The Police aim their guns. The server is crying. You're holding the server at knife point with one hand and a "Beef Bacon N' Cheddar" in the other. If you let go of the server you will be shot. If you move in for a bite of your sandwich you might stab the server.
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Last Step: The Police scream out "Any sudden movement and we will fire!". Your eyes become focused. You stop shaking. You know what will happen next. The server through tears asks "All this for a sandwich? What are you thinking?!" "I'm Thinking Arby's." You bite your sandwich.
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True story. That sandwich was my father.
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