YouTube is down. I was trying to watch and learn how to make good burger patties and now I'm just left standing here clueless with meat in my hand.
@TeamYouTube if I mess this up, I do entirely expect you to buy me dinner. #youtubebuysmydinner
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Continued: Manager calls cops. Proceed to run on foot with only one shoe away from Wendy's. Police sirens in the distance. Move faster. Make a break for it down a backyard and jump a fence. Your shirt gets torn and you cut your right nipple. Sirens louder. Keep running.
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Continued: A giant light in the distance shines. It's brilliance in the dead of the night calls to you. You approach and limp into building. Your vision dim you scan across the interior and find a counter. You slump over it and glare forward.
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