YouTube is down. I was trying to watch and learn how to make good burger patties and now I'm just left standing here clueless with meat in my hand.
@TeamYouTube if I mess this up, I do entirely expect you to buy me dinner. #youtubebuysmydinner
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Continued: Run into Wendy's. Staff rotated. They ask you to prove that you purchased meal less than an hour ago. You forgot receipt at home. Demand to talk to manager. Cashier is the manager. Manager asks you to leave store. You throw shoe at manager.
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Continued: Manager calls cops. Proceed to run on foot with only one shoe away from Wendy's. Police sirens in the distance. Move faster. Make a break for it down a backyard and jump a fence. Your shirt gets torn and you cut your right nipple. Sirens louder. Keep running.
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