I hear you think your god will fix #climatechange "if it is a problem." It doesn't prevent childhood diseases, why do you think that?
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So God will take care of climate change? hahahahaha
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What hand picked questions are you answering today?
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Impromptu "coffee hours" are not townhalls, & you are not listening / interacting with your constituents- many of whom will lose healthcare.
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Just busy lying to your constituents.
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Thank you, Mr. Walberg. For trailing the Vatican in science comprehension. The Vatican, which murdered & exiled scientists for centuries.
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I have faith that the Flying Spaghetti Monster will get you out of office. Probably as likely as your imaginary friend fixing anything.
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You've gotta stop putting these on here only after they're over. Should also start holding events outside of work day.
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Next event is Tuesday, May 30th at 9 am. Sorry, constituents who have normal work hours. But at least this one has more than 1 days notice!
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God Bless you Tim! May the holy spirit surround and guide you in all your days! Prayers sent! Thank you for representing us beautifully!
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Thank you Shaun! How much did Soros pay you per tweet? Couple hundred more and you can move out of mom's basement and use that arts degree!
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When God is your fallback for fixing your failures then you're definately doing the wrong job. Become a preacher and let others do your job.
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