I can barely read this through my joyful, tear-filled eyes, having just finally afforded myself a 4-piece McNugget from the dollar menu.
A hedge fund manager on Wall Street told me he was pleasantly surprised to see his pay go up $10,000 a week. He said that will more than cover the cost of his yacht club membership. 
#ThanksPaulRyan
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Wait, your four piece chicken nuggets are under a $1.50?! Damn! Mine are $1.69! I have to wait two weeks before I can get that four piece!
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How unfortunate for that man that his tax cut won't cover the price of a Mar a Lago membership. https://www.cnbc.com/2017/01/25/mar-a-lago-membership-fee-doubles-to-200000.html …
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How does $10,000 a WK.,not cover a maralago membership?
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Poor guy. We should start a GoFundMe to help him upgrade that yacht.
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We are apparently doing that already!
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They say a rising tide lifts all boats, but that’s only if you’re rich enough to own one.
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Yes, and it will drown those of us who don't have one!
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