I am sleigh-ed.
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I’m crying....
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Is this what's called fuzzy logic?
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If you're ever in MA, come see real falcons with my father at New England Falconry! You can compare dad jokes and fly a bird of prey- double the pun fun!
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Eric, how about competing in the next Bay Area pun-off? I've done it a few times and got trounced. Maybe you'll fair better.https://worldwidepuns.com/
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Wait... wait.. wait... you LIKE A GOOD PUN??!!! That’s it, you are officially my favorite Congressman. The photo in this tweet is wrong on so many levels.
(get it?)pic.twitter.com/k48QNdZrNH
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Oh man.
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You are my pick for 2020!!! Swalwell/Schiff
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I see you've already perfected your "dad joke" skills.
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