People of Texas should be taking notes
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"I'll be here all weekend. Tip generously and try the enchiladas..."
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Good ol' Teddy, bringing the crackhead televangelist energy.
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It’s obvious that Teddy wants to be a standup, however untalented he might be. I will sacrifice for the greater good. If Ted gives up the senate, he can be my opening act once the Trump plague is over. You’re welcome, America.
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The fact that I know how joke writing works makes this even more disgusting. This wasn't an ad lib, it was practiced with consultants & staffers who believed it was a super cool and totally normal thing to say.
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He even boasts about his selfishness. I have lost total respect for Harvard after turning out Ted Cruz and Josh Hawley, among others. They certainly do not learn empathy.
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Ted Cruz is not the type of guy you can count on when you need help
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