You are cooked for the next decade and a half. You will get the remote back only if they leave for college.
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Can confirm. And then they come back home to visit. So really, this is your life for the rest of your life.
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my four year old hid golf clubs last week so I couldn't go play. I think it shows leadership skills.
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If only Eric Trump could hide Donald's phone
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Congratulations
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In my house, if a kid loses the remote they BECOME the remote

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He’s smarter than Nunes, but we knew that

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Cows are smarter than Nunes.
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Check waste baskets, garbage bin. laundry, refrigerator. under beds, in beds & comforters, behind and under everything including toys, in shoes.
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You sound experienced
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