Sure, sure …blame the three-year-old. 
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Wait until all the packages start getting delivered.
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I checked. But no pay request. I’m kinda sad that I didn’t get one. Like, that’d be a sign I’m in the inner circle/have arrived in life.
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Well, I'm not much, but your humor reached me in upstate NY so one by one, your circle is expanding. Give your phone to a three year old and see where you get lol!
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The first time I was ever in a hotel, age 4, I immediately went to the phone and tried to order room service. I had seen people do it on TV.
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I called PBS during a pledge drive when I was 4/5 because only viewers like ME were going to save Sesame Street!
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I’ll donate $10 to Joe Biden just for your son’s cuteness. My daughter dialed 911 when she was a toddler and playing with my phone. I about died!
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Kids do the darndest things.
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