Start coughing. Everyone will leave you alone.
Nothing more embarrassing on a plane than opening up iTunes, with your AirPods in, and playing @eltonofficial’s “Circle of Life” from The Lion King. And hear the pods are not connected. Lots of stares. #IveGotKidsAtHome 
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@RicoSuaveJD Your tweet is the only thing I've found to be laugh-worthy today. Thank you, I needed it!
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Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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How about farting on CNN?
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Still on that?
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If that's the most embarrassing thing that's happened to you, you did college wrong.
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I still have the Brother Bear soundtrack on my itunes! (My kids are 19 and 17 now btw
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I still have Backyardigans, kids are 15 & 11
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I would argue that playing a PornHub vid out loud would be far worse.
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Is that the Amazon of porn? Pornazon?
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