“I do solemnly swear to that I will faithfully execute the Office of the President of the United States and will to the best of my ability to preserve, protect and defend the parts of the Constitution that I don’t think are phony”.
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Operative words being " best of my ability."
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Trump’s literally an idiot.
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And that’s his “best” quality, unfortunately.
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Phony: Trump's 5 draft deferments, college transcript medical records tax records bank records hair teeth skin color every word out of his mouth Not Phony: Article I, Section 9, Clause 8 of the United States Constitution
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Trump is just disappointed that the *con* in the word Constitution, turns out not to be what he thought it was...

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Ok...I snorted.
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Which he has never read. Why is he still there?
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He don't need no stinking Constitution! Unless, of course he can personally benefit, then it's the greatest document he's never read.
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