An omelette without cheese is troubling.
#BREAKING Trump International Golf Club out of cheese for area man’s omelette. National emergency declared.https://twitter.com/jiveDurkey/status/1096780133611028480 …
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Will it even fall into the omelet category without cheese? Wouldn’t it merely be a cheeseless frittata?
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Call me crazy but I would expect more from my $250,000 membership fee than skeezy dirty omelette pans and plastic ketchup bottles.
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The $100/night Embassy Suites I stayed at last year was classier.
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Alert: Morbidly obese area man, 6’-1” tall, wearing 44” waist slacks with very, very poor tailoring, weighs approx 265 lbs, throws bigly tantrum when no cheese available for his omelette. Warning, man not in touch with reality, or in control of mental faculties!
#25ATrumppic.twitter.com/5qAORQz2BV
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Has the COSTCO sized jar of Vaseline in the golf cart, used to cheat whilst playing by coating the clubface, eliminating sidespin so every shot goes straight. If one has to cheat whilst playing Golf, what does that say about that Player?
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What is going on with his face? I think his spray tan person missed the flight. THAT'S the REAL national emergency.
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Looks like he didn't get his "hair" did either.
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God is laughing at you
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