“And then the pilot announced my presence on the loudspeaker. Great celebration ensued. ‘Let him fly,’ cheered everyone in business class. I took the controls, circling the plane to spell TRUMP SUCKS with chemtrails, then dropped nukes on Nebraska. There was much applause.”
Headed back to SF and a very kind Boston passenger asks, “excuse me, are you a senator?” “No, ma’am, you’re demoting me. I’m a part of the chamber that’s going to fix things.” *With MUCH love to my Dem Senate colleagues.
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Political fanfiction is the best fanfiction.
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Wait you're the congressman that wants to nuke Americans right LMAO
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Rep Swalwell has done more in the last two years than Republican Senators have, that’s for sure. And he’s a patriot.
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Now that's funny.
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I have the perfect slogan for your presidential campaign: "Swalwell 2020: Let's Turn Our Country Around, By Turning Our Opponents to Ash"
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and after the nuclear Holocaust he can commission billboards with this slogan: “OBEY GOVERNMENT ORDERS—They’re for your own good.” OR “Your COOPERATION means less CONTROL, quicker RECOVERY. Do your part!”https://slate.com/human-interest/2013/10/cold-war-civil-defense-billboard-slogans-proposed-for-use-after-hypothetical-attack-on-the-us.html …
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I will allow it
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Would really like to see Dems bring up term limits for house reps and senators. Can see why many don’t like any of these Repubs/Dems.
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